re: Wednesday joke thread

A man spent $1000 on a first row 50yd line ticket to a big LSU game. As the 2nd quarter is starting, he notices the seat next to him is empty. He says to the old man in the next seat down "who would have a ticket for this seat for this game and not even show up"? The old man says 'Actually, that's my deceased wife's seat. We've been coming to every game since the 1960's together. " The guys says "I'm sorry to hear of her passing, don't you have any friends or family that would enjoy coming out to the game?" The old man says "They're all at the funeral".