re: What story do you have about a restaurant being ridiculously out of something?

I stopped at a Hardees one Friday morning on the way to my camp and ordered a chicken biscuit, they were out. I then ordered some frisco breakfast sandwich, they were out, I then proceeded to order a sausage egg and cheese and they were out of eggs. I finally settled on a plain sausage biscuit and ordered a sprite... which of course they were out of. I would've gone somewhere else if they weren't the only damn place for 20 miles.