Russell Shepard will throw a TD this weekend.

There... this thread is now out of the way for this week.


On other topics:
Fans will bitch about Miles.
Fans will bitch about StudrawaThorpe.
Fans will bitch about the refs.
Fans will bitch about Fans Bitching.

And fans still bitch because they only score points in 1 trip out of 5 in the red zone.

After the game:

Bama fans will talk about how shitty of fans LSU fans are.
A Bama fan will talk about how some LSU fan threw a piss balloon on his 3 year old leper daughter and beat his wife with 3 stale corn dogs.

SEC Refs will still be hated by all.

LSU wins 17-14 (one TD by the defense).

yes, yes, yes...

TL:DR, Germans, GTFO and all that other cool stuff that people like to use in witty responses.