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The Big12(10-1) comedy hour begins tonight!

Posted on 9/22/11 at 7:00 pm
Posted by Tigerntx
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Posted on 9/22/11 at 7:00 pm
OU & MO have scheduled press/spin conferences tonight - sure others will follow.
Translate & interpret at your discretion.

OU - We were never reality interested in the PAC - all a bluff -we LOVE TU ad a partner.

TU - Standing at a pulpit declaring in their best Texas drawl, " We arrr da Savior "!

TT - After long deliberation with our Lord & Master in Austin, we offer a short two word statement - yesa boss.
At least TT is honest.

KN, KSt, ISt - In a joint statement, ask if anyone remembers the late La governor John Mackithen - "Won't cha hep me"?

MO - Just ahh, edgumacatiom? Big 10 sucks.

Baylor - I didn't do anything just like Saturday nights, but you will be hearing from our legal staff - hallelujah!

This will take place in a circus tent appropriately erected on the grounds of the Alamo.

At the last minute, T-Boone comes rushing in waving fist fulls of million dollar bills & declares in his best Gen. Haig stature, 'I'm in charge "!

Get the hook - close the curtain.
This post was edited on 9/22/11 at 7:05 pm
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