75-year-old Australian golfer, John Lahiff, is recovering in the hospital after being bitten by a crocodile while trying to retrieve a lost ball from a course pond at the Palmer Sea Reef course in Port Douglas, Queensland. I'll let him tell the story...

He doesn't seem too traumatized.

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Rebel Land Shark•109 months

The video's gone

ElTigre•109 months

Happy Gilmore (1996)
Chubbs: Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer.
Happy Gilmore: Yeah? What happened?
Chubbs: They wouldn't let me play on the Pro Tour anymore.
Happy Gilmore: Ah, I'm sorry. Because you're black?
Chubbs: Hell no! Damned alligator BIT my hand off!
[Shows Happy his wooden hand]
Happy Gilmore: OH MY GOD!
Chubbs: Yeah. tournament down in Florida. I hooked my ball in the rough down by the lake. Damned alligator just POPPED up, cut me down on my prime. He got me, but I tore one of that bastard's eyes out though. Look at that.
[Shows Happy a small glass jar with an eyeball in it]
Happy Gilmore: You're pretty sick, Chubbs.

Captain Lafitte•109 months

Where is Mick Dundee?

LSU 318 LSU•109 months

He should go back for that crocs eye ball

mglsu21•109 months

Dammit Larry, Geoff McClure is the crocodile farming consultant. The golfer is John Lahiff.

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