This Streaker Has The Best Skills In The Avoiding Security Game

I mean...not that I'm complaining, Larry...but that is not what I consider to be a streaker.

Dammit! I clicked on this link looking for some bare arse and all I find is a fully-clothed asshat. What kind of click-baiting shite are you running here, Larry?!

Shoot him in the kneecap.

Seems like a great candidate for spokesperson for the "Deal With It" movement.