High School Runner Fails To Jump Out Of Starting Blocks, Falls

She didn't finish the run. Just ran to the parking lot

I laughed way too hard at how that effed her in the head after haha

Probably the most important news story I read today. Thanks Lar!

I had lane 7 picked as the fail

Lane 4's stance LOL

Clearly taking this serious, I predicted it was her in my head watching the beginning giggle and general no fricks given pre sprint

I failed to observe anything close to running in that clip. Well done Larry.

Based off of the number of honkies running, you can tell this event did not take place in the South or in any urban areas.