re: Michael Thomas has gained 10 lbs of muscle since last season. - illuminatic on 5/25/17 at 7:21 pm
[quote]his uncle is Keyshawn Johnson[/quote] How did I not know this? You'd think this would be overused like "played basketball in college". ...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Would you tell a married woman to stop texting? - illuminatic on 5/18/17 at 1:12 pm
[quote]Disclaimer...I hate social media and texting. With that being said, who appointed you Text Policeman? Why is this any of your business? You mentioned "her husband" so apparently she is not your wife. Is she your employee or your daughter? None of this makes any sense.[/quote] N...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: Movies that had happy endings that shouldn't (there will be spoilers) - illuminatic on 5/12/17 at 11:02 pm
[quote]Passengers[/quote] Came to post this. ***Spoilers*** Chris Pratt should have died shutting down the reactor forcing JLaw to live alone for years until she broke down and woke someone else up staring the whole cycle over. Just my opinion. I hated the ending to that mo...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: How do you hype yourself up/calm yourself down before an interview? - illuminatic on 4/28/17 at 11:47 am
Bring a bag of Cheetos. The big bag. Eat the whole thing during the interview and at the end, lick your fingers clean and extend for a handshake. If he accepts, you nailed it. Hasn't worked yet but I obviously haven't found the right fit. ...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: How often do you have a 5-hour energy or red bull, etc? if at all.... - illuminatic on 4/20/17 at 8:03 am
I take a 5 hour energy every morning. I don't drink coffee, soft drinks or alcohol. I'll probably still die before all you fricks. ...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Ok I finally watched Split ... connection?*SPOILERS - illuminatic on 4/18/17 at 7:29 am
Son, you need to break it off with that girl before you mess around and reproduce. ...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Large asteroid to hurtle past Earth on April 19 - illuminatic on 4/17/17 at 1:35 pm
[quote]Although there is no possibility for the asteroid to collide with our planet[/quote] Stopped reading. Gonna go watch the granddaughter twerking video. ...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: So when does Suicide Squad get good? - illuminatic on 4/17/17 at 11:26 am
[quote]It could arguably be the worst comic book movie I'v ever seen if you discount the obvious trash like Green Lantern, Ghost Rider, Batman and Robin, etc etc[/quote] Interesting. I thought it was the best comic book movie if you discount all the good ones. Hmmm. ...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (3)
re: So long Baton Rouge/Tigerdroppings, moving on.... - illuminatic on 4/10/17 at 10:16 am
I always knew this time would come, but not this soon. I'm sorry to see you go. Don't worry about our little secret. I'll take it to the grave. Nobody will ever know about the time we got matched on Farmers Only and things got a little weird at that Motel 6 in Gulf Port....Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Anyone have a significant other who isn't a fan of your video games? - illuminatic on 3/18/17 at 7:59 am
I'm 31 and married. We made a deal where I play as much as I want without interruption 3 days a week. I work 50 hours a week and I get to game for around 20. I'm happy. She's happy. I also sneak some extra playing time when she falls asleep early or when she goes for her runs in the morning....Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: I dont understand how anybody can not like Cooks for Butler. - illuminatic on 3/16/17 at 6:42 pm
[quote]people are mad because we could have signed bouye/gilmore who are the same or maybe a step below butler without giving up cooks/1st/whatever[/quote] Funny thing about FAs is they get to choose where to sign. ...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: Christopher Nolan's 'Dunkirk' has been rated PG 13 - illuminatic on 3/16/17 at 6:00 am
Nobody can tell what's going on bc of the zoomed in jump cuts every action scene. ...Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
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