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re: Michael Thomas has gained 10 lbs of muscle since last season. - illuminatic
[quote]his uncle is Keyshawn Johnson[/quote] How did I not know this? You'd think this would be overused like "played basketball in college". ...
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re: Would you tell a married woman to stop texting? - illuminatic
[quote]Disclaimer...I hate social media and texting.  With that being said, who appointed you Text Policeman?  Why is this any of your business? You mentioned "her husband" so apparently she is not your wife.  Is she your employee or your daughter? None of this makes any sense.[/quote] N...
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re: I'm getting hosed by Cox. Switch to U-verse? - illuminatic
[quote]I'm getting hosed by Cox[/quote] :giggle:...
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re: Movies that had happy endings that shouldn't (there will be spoilers) - illuminatic
[quote]Passengers[/quote] Came to post this. ***Spoilers*** Chris Pratt should have died shutting down the reactor forcing JLaw to live alone for years until she broke down and woke someone else up staring the whole cycle over. Just my opinion. I hated the ending to that mo...
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re: How do you hype yourself up/calm yourself down before an interview? - illuminatic
Bring a bag of Cheetos. The big bag. Eat the whole thing during the interview and at the end, lick your fingers clean and extend for a handshake. If he accepts, you nailed it. Hasn't worked yet but I obviously haven't found the right fit. ...
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re: Which player would produce the largest melt at 42? - illuminatic
I really like Davis Webb. He was fun to watch at Cal. Depends on who is available but I'd probably still melt. ...
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re: Purchased a game on PSN 3 days ago - illuminatic
For real. I wish they'd make it harder for me so I stop buying shite I'll never get around to playing. ...
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re: How often do you have a 5-hour energy or red bull, etc? if at all.... - illuminatic
I take a 5 hour energy every morning. I don't drink coffee, soft drinks or alcohol. I'll probably still die before all you fricks. ...
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re: Ok I finally watched Split ... connection?*SPOILERS - illuminatic
Son, you need to break it off with that girl before you mess around and reproduce. ...
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re: Why does the OT think Mustangs are trashy? - illuminatic
You're asking a board that either drives a 10 year old Honda their parents bought them in HS or pickup truck they drive to the heliport every 2 weeks. ...
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re: Large asteroid to hurtle past Earth on April 19 - illuminatic
[quote]Although there is no possibility for the asteroid to collide with our planet[/quote] Stopped reading. Gonna go watch the granddaughter twerking video. ...
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re: So when does Suicide Squad get good? - illuminatic
[quote]It could arguably be the worst comic book movie I'v ever seen if you discount the obvious trash like Green Lantern, Ghost Rider, Batman and Robin, etc etc[/quote] Interesting. I thought it was the best comic book movie if you discount all the good ones. Hmmm. ...
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re: An Update on Universals 'Monster Cinematic Universe' - illuminatic
Can I just have a Monster Squad remake please? ...
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re: So long Baton Rouge/Tigerdroppings, moving on.... - illuminatic
I always knew this time would come, but not this soon. I'm sorry to see you go. Don't worry about our little secret. I'll take it to the grave. Nobody will ever know about the time we got matched on Farmers Only and things got a little weird at that Motel 6 in Gulf Port....
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re: Ever traded a gift card for access to paid porn site? - illuminatic
[quote]What does paid porn offer that free does not?[/quote] 1080p And a plot....
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re: 'Justice League' Official Trailer - illuminatic
[quote]Will it be average like Watchmen[/quote] Triggerrrrrrrwd ...
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re: Anyone have a significant other who isn't a fan of your video games? - illuminatic
Don't worry bro, you'll be knocking up a high school senior in no time :cheers:...
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re: Anyone have a significant other who isn't a fan of your video games? - illuminatic
I'm 31 and married. We made a deal where I play as much as I want without interruption 3 days a week. I work 50 hours a week and I get to game for around 20. I'm happy. She's happy. I also sneak some extra playing time when she falls asleep early or when she goes for her runs in the morning....
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re: I dont understand how anybody can not like Cooks for Butler. - illuminatic
[quote]people are mad because we could have signed bouye/gilmore who are the same or maybe a step below butler without giving up cooks/1st/whatever[/quote] Funny thing about FAs is they get to choose where to sign. ...
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re: Christopher Nolan's 'Dunkirk' has been rated PG 13 - illuminatic
Nobody can tell what's going on bc of the zoomed in jump cuts every action scene. ...
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