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re: The problem with illegal immigration explained as if you were 5 years old (or a liberal)

Posted on 5/20/17 at 7:21 am to
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 5/20/17 at 7:21 am to
Actually, the solution is they have until the end of the year to get the frick out.

Any illegal caught in the USA after that will be IMMEDIATELY deported and will NEVER qualify for any legal status of Any kind in the USA in the future. If caught again, immediate imprisonment.

There's your notice and your due process. Now get the frick out.
This post was edited on 5/20/17 at 7:22 am
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 7:28 am to
1. NO MORE ANCHOR BABIES

2. Temporary work visas for migrants picking crops. After the crop season you go back.

3. Any employer knowingly hiring an illegal. $50,000 fine per illegal per hour worked. ENFORCE IT! Put three or four companies out of business as examples and the others will get in compliance really quick.

4. Illegal and get caught.
First offense: Free ride back home.
Second offense: Three years jail where you will work 6 days per week on rebuilding our infrastructure.
Third offense: Ten years same as above.
Fourth offense: Life, or until you are too old and crippled to work. Then you get dumped at the border.

5. Existing illegals can turn themselves in and be voluntarily deported. Anchor babies must return with their parents. You will then be allowed to get in line and apply for citizenship the legal way.

6. Border security: Walls, guns, land mines, or crocodiles dumped into the Rio Grande. WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES!
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 7:30 am to

[2) At the close of the one year registration period, all federal subsidies, including money allocated for education, will be prohibited from being spent on any person residing in the US illegally. This will be way more effective in detering illegal immigration than any wall and it will actually save money instead of spend it]


Yes. Brilliant! Why didn't we think of this before? Progs, globalists, and SJWs will line up in support of this. They will be happy to yank all of the goodies away after 1 year and would not be complicit with the MSM in demonizing the proposed legislation. What are we waiting for?
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 8:30 am to
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ou are going about this the wrong way. The liberals will chime in that the no tax saga can be solved by legalizing them. Then what do you say?

Well, you cut to the chase at that point. This country's economy is destined to be split into the haves and have nots if we continue to allow low-skilled illiterate people to migrate across our borders and milk our system dry, simply because they are from Mexico or Guatemala or El Salvador or Nicaragua.

Maybe Americans desire a policy of allowing citizenship to those more deserving and with a bigger upside than a lifetime of low skills, crime and government dependency?




First of all most pay taxes...and social security which they never see a dime of....but for the ones who do not you are absolutely correct...making them legal removes their only attraction...their employers ability to exploit their status. Remove that potential and all you have are low skill workers who do not speak the language, for the most part, and whose work ethic is not at all what it is cracked up to be (when someone is working for $10 they "appear" to be doing more than someone working for $15 because they are costing less). Illegal workers and even recent immigrant workers do not have the self assurance that comes with being "permament" and when something happens they do nothing until the boss comes along and corrects it....they may evenb e afraid to contact the boss and let them know and will merely wait for hours until someone in charge shows up and corrects whatever minor problem they have encountererd. This means the must be constantly supervised. And finally the quality of work is not comparable...the only thing that is attractive is their status and its expolitabilty. Take that away and they really are not that pretty to employers.

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Well, you cut to the chase at that point. This country's economy is destined to be split into the haves and have nots if we continue to allow low-skilled illiterate people to migrate across our borders and milk our system dry,


First of all they are no more "milking the system dry" than any other immigrant group who has ever came to this country...they are adding to the economy. They are not a net drain on the economy.

Second of all this country's economy has always been based on haves and have nots. We have ALWAYS depended on low skill illiterate people to make some of us piles of money...there is nothing more American than exploiting poor, desperate people who are in no position to complain. Some of you are going to poo-poo this but this is one of the major attractions of this nation...that anyone willing to can come here and make a fortune using any manner of low wage workers....from slaves to european immigrants to latinos there is nothing new here...and lazy assed hateful american born citizens have always bitched and whined about it. Since when are haves and have-nots not the most American thing ever???
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 8:43 am to
Who hires juan?

Put them in jail 30 days.

End of drama.
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 8:50 am to
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:01 am to
quote:

Second offense: Three years jail where you will work 6 days per week on rebuilding our infrastructure.
Third offense: Ten years same as above.
Fourth offense: Life, or until you are too old and crippled to work. Then you get dumped at the border.


SO you would be ok with taking illegal aliens who cost us very little to come here and work and lock them up, therefor costing us a fortune, so they can work? WOW....it is one thing to just not like brown people but it is a whole nother level of stupid to compound the problem by making it cost infinitely more for them to work here than it currently does to satisfy some puritan sense of "Justice"...this sort of mentality is how we got to the point of drowning women to determine if they are witches...


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3. Any employer knowingly hiring an illegal. $50,000 fine per illegal per hour worked. ENFORCE IT! Put three or four companies out of business as examples and the others will get in compliance really quick.



You really think they going to pay? ALl they are going to do is refuse to pay and start another business under another name...and file bankruptcy if they have to. Now throw their employer in jail as you suggest we do with their employees and you may be onto something but a fine ain't doing shite because they simply won't pay it and will file bankruptcy if forced to do so...
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
23830 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:06 am to
quote:

1. NO MORE ANCHOR BABIES

2. Temporary work visas for migrants picking crops. After the crop season you go back.

3. Any employer knowingly hiring an illegal. $50,000 fine per illegal per hour worked. ENFORCE IT! Put three or four companies out of business as examples and the others will get in compliance really quick.

4. Illegal and get caught.
First offense: Free ride back home.
Second offense: Three years jail where you will work 6 days per week on rebuilding our infrastructure.
Third offense: Ten years same as above.
Fourth offense: Life, or until you are too old and crippled to work. Then you get dumped at the border.

5. Existing illegals can turn themselves in and be voluntarily deported. Anchor babies must return with their parents. You will then be allowed to get in line and apply for citizenship the legal way.

6. Border security: Walls, guns, land mines, or crocodiles dumped into the Rio Grande. WHATEVER THE HELL IT TAKES!



Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:18 am to
Yes, I'm okay with locking repeat offenders in jail and making them work on our infrastructure.

They used to call it hard labor. You can call it whatever you want.
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:25 am to
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Yes, I'm okay with locking repeat offenders in jail and making them work on our infrastructure.

They used to call it hard labor. You can call it whatever you want.




So it is ok for them to work, thus taking away jobs and being a drain on the economy but it is bad idea to allow them to work, take away jobs and contribute to the economy....now that is some fricking brilliant thinking right there!!!

You can't make this shite up...there has never been a writer of fiction who could come up with as convoluted an idea as locking people up for basically working for less money....WOW...
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:36 am to
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You can't make this shite up...there has never been a writer of fiction who could come up with as convoluted an idea as locking people up for basically working for less money....WOW...



Sneaking across the border repeatedly is a crime repeatedly.

That isn't "basically working for less money".

I knew there'd be liberals in this thread justifying illegal immigration. If they ever get power again I guess they will run on throwing the borders wide open again. The idea that people would sell out the country just to get more votes to get the shite ideas they can't get now is disgusting.
Posted by germandawg
Member since Sep 2012
14135 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:40 am to
quote:

The problem with illegal immigration explained as if you were 5 years old (or a liberal) quote: You can't make this shite up...there has never been a writer of fiction who could come up with as convoluted an idea as locking people up for basically working for less money....WOW... Sneaking across the border repeatedly is a crime repeatedly. That isn't "basically working for less money". I knew there'd be liberals in this thread justifying illegal immigration. If they ever get power again I guess they will run on throwing the borders wide open again. The idea that people would sell out the country just to get more votes to get the shite ideas they can't get now is disgusting.




Borders have never been wide open, illegal immigration has been declining steadily for years and folks don't cross the border to vote they cross for jobs. This is as idiotic as y'all's old line that people frick to get more welfare......
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18736 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:50 am to
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Who hires juan? Put them in jail 30 days.


Yep. Federal law makes it illegal to hire illegal aliens.

If politicians were serious about stopping illegal immigration (they aren't), they would insist on prosecuting every farmer, contractor, restaurant, meat packer, etc. that hires illegals. We never hear of that happening.

Instead, they talk shot about building a wall and similar bullshite. That's just to get the votes of the morons and suckers, while the fat cats keep getting rich off of the cheap labor they are addicted to.
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58902 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:56 am to
quote:

Clearly many work under the table and are not paying income taxes, but will be paying sales taxes and other indirect consumption taxes.

Taxes that would be paid by American workers, would they not? I mean, the jobs the illegals are doing would need to be filled, and they would be filled by American workers, so those taxes would be paid regardless. In addition to the Income taxes that would be paid, therefore we would have a net gain.

Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58902 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:58 am to
quote:

John only bringing in 36k supporting a family of four definitely qualifies him for free money


I really don't know, however he would receive less money than Juan, would he not? AND, the money would be coming from Americans going TO Americans. Americans who would be struggling to feed his family legally.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 9:59 am to
Why is Juan illegal still sending money out of the country if his family is in Arizona with him?

If he was a legal citizen or forced to become a legal citizen he could start paying those taxes btw.
This post was edited on 5/20/17 at 10:03 am
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58902 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 10:03 am to
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NO MORE ANCHOR BABIES



The thing about anchor babies...we are made to feel sympathy for them because it would be cruel to send them to Mexico when they were born here and only know the United States. However, it isn't us that created this problem, it is their parents.
by allowing anchor babies, and by extension their parents stay in the country you are giving illegals incentive to come into our country and have babies. If they have children they automatically get to stay even though they came into the country illegally. Illegal immigration is one of the few crimes we actually reward the person for breaking the law.
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58902 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 10:05 am to
quote:

Why is Juan illegal still sending money out of the country if his family is in Arizona with him?


Extended family....brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, parents etc.

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If he was a legal citizen or forced to become a legal citizen he could start paying those taxes btw.

So your solution is to reward someone for breaking our laws? the law is there to keep people from entering the country illegally, then you make them legal if they break the law?

How about we send them back and keep them out so they don't profit from their illegal activities?
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58902 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 10:09 am to
quote:

So it is ok for them to work, thus taking away jobs and being a drain on the economy but it is bad idea to allow them to work, take away jobs and contribute to the economy....now that is some fricking brilliant thinking right there!!!


Almost as good as having a law saying they cannot illegally enter our country...but if they break the law and enter the country anyway, we make them legal? Is that like....it's illegal to rob a bank, but if you insist on robbing said bank you can keep the money? talk about making perfect sense.

Name me a country that has no immigration laws. Then name me one country that once their laws are broken, they allow the lawbreaker access to becoming a citizen.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 5/20/17 at 10:13 am to
quote:

So your solution is to reward someone for breaking our laws? the law is there to keep people from entering the country illegally, then you make them legal if they break the law?

How about we send them back and keep them out so they don't profit from their illegal activities?


Are taxes not punishment enough? It's silly tbh. Look at it as a way to pay off a few trillion in debt
This post was edited on 5/20/17 at 10:16 am
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