Think about living 4-8 years of your life. Where you cannot even shake your head and roll your eyes at dinner without it being analyzed and put in a gif.
I would be impeached or my approval rating would be a negative number if I were in that position.
No way I would NOT be caught doing the Maurice Jones-Drew hand gesture of jerking off and throwing the spooge.
Must be extremely tiring. I know they all sign up for it, but you probably have no clue what you have signed up for until you are in it. Like the Bush girls being busted at Chuy's for (GASP!!) drinking margaritas in college!!