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"Vacation Breasts" Temporary Bewb Job
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:36 am
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:36 am
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He claims it wouldn't just appeal to women considering bikinis for their next cruise or sending in their RSVP to a wedding or class reunion: He says it would help women who are thinking of getting permanent augmentation to "see what the weight will actually feel like and what it will be like to live with the new breasts."
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 10:40 am
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:38 am to Btrtigerfan
I think the question everyone is dying to ask is "Can I put my penis between them?"
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:45 am to Btrtigerfan
I knew a girl that had something like this in her bikini top and went tubing at Bogu Chitto. We were all getting out of the tubes, and the guy was helping her out the water, she came out the tube and her breast didn't. The 'chicken cutlets' were just floating in the water. The teenage worker picked them out the water and handed them to her.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:45 am to Btrtigerfan
Test out bewbs on Vacation sounds like a money making deal.. 
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:48 am to Btrtigerfan
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A bikini top hangs on a clothesline.
Captions brought to you by an French art film.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:49 am to Napoleon
I wonder if we know the same broad. By chance, did she garner the nickname "cutlets" after that?Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:52 am to Btrtigerfan
This is perfect. Wife asks for boob job. Husband pays for it and she leaves him. 2 weeks later her tits dissolve. Husband is free man.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:53 am to Btrtigerfan
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"Men might want to use it for pec[toral] or calf implants."
Riiiiiiigt...calf implants. That's what men are thinking....
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:54 am to Btrtigerfan
It's spelled "boob" you illiterate son of a bitch.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:56 am to Btrtigerfan
People are so fricking vapid.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:05 am to Navytiger74
You must be a real boob to say bewb
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:26 am to Napoleon
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The 'chicken cutlets' were just floating in the water. The teenage worker picked them out the water and handed them to her.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:23 pm to illuminatic
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Wife asks for boob job. Husband pays for it and she leaves him.
why does everybody assume that when a woman gets bolt ons she will cheat or leave?...my wife has had her set for like 8 years now...bout to celebrate our 12th year together....i don't understand...
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:24 pm to SthGADawg
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why does everybody assume that when a woman gets bolt ons she will cheat or leave?...my wife has had her set for like 8 years now...bout to celebrate our 12th year together....i don't understand...
Because I fricked her 7 years ago.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:30 pm to Napoleon
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The 'chicken cutlets' were just floating in the water. The teenage worker picked them out the water and handed them to her.
That would be the most funniest-awkward-embarrassing moments EVER!
She'd be rock solid after living through that shite.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:30 pm to Artie Rome
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Artie Rome
why do you troll me?....frick off
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:35 pm to SthGADawg
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why does everybody assume that when a woman gets bolt ons she will cheat or leave?.
Happened to a good friend of mine. She got the new hardware and filed for divorce six months later
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:37 pm to SthGADawg
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why does everybody assume that when a woman gets bolt ons she will cheat or leave?
A vast wealth of experience.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:46 pm to fr33manator
This is going to cause so many divorces. You cant bring home new boobs for your man then take them away while expecting things to be ok.
That's like putting a new engine in your hotrod just to see what it would be like. You know damn well when you pull that engine out, you're not going to be happy with the original.
That's like putting a new engine in your hotrod just to see what it would be like. You know damn well when you pull that engine out, you're not going to be happy with the original.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:50 pm to Btrtigerfan
I'm thinking they'll be limited to a cup size or two increase.
Any larger, and the skin would stretch, leaving the woman with saggy boobs in a few weeks.
Any larger, and the skin would stretch, leaving the woman with saggy boobs in a few weeks.
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