Funniest most redneck word/phrase you've heard at the camp

Not really redneck but funny.
Hunting in south Texas, our buddy looks at the clouds moving in and says "I hope the rain holds off, cause when these roads get wet they are as slick as cum on a gold toof."

I haven't had this much fun since the Hogs ate my little brother.

one of the old timers in conversation stated "those big bucks are slicker than greased shite". That was pretty good, but the response from one of the younguns was even better. he asked,"How slick is green shite?"

Furd - a furry turd



Was stayin with some family in Sarepta for Thanksgiving one year. We walk into my great Grandma's trailer because that is where our family will be sleeping since she is in the nursing home now, and there is the most horrid smell that I could have ever imagined. After looking around the trailer for this smell for about 15 minutes I hear my sister scream, and my brother holler for my dad. My dad hollers back asking what it is and my brother shouts "It's a....it's a............a FURD!" We all ask what the hell he is talking about and he explains that there is a furry turd floatin in the toilet! Turned out that a big arse rat had fall in the toilet and drowned. No telling how long that thing had been in there

Old fart walks into the camp. Another old fart says "damn Bo, you getting fat". Bo rubs his belly and says "it's all dick". Old fart fires back "well you shouldn't be eating so many of them sumbitches".

It may be a you had to be there one but it was hilarious at the time.

Too many to list

Busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

I never ate anything like that, me

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as slick as

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2 eels fricking in a jar of snot, as said by Mojo Dixon