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Posted on 11/21/13 at 5:45 pm to tiger7166
"I cant drive a standard!"
"only a purnudle."
"Huh?
"you know PRNDL"
"move over, idiot"
"only a purnudle."
"Huh?
"you know PRNDL"
"move over, idiot"
Posted on 11/21/13 at 6:01 pm to meauxjeaux2
'My nicka my nerve, jelly, jam and preserves'
A term of endearment, from one friend to another, after a long hiatus of not seeing one another.
A term of endearment, from one friend to another, after a long hiatus of not seeing one another.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 6:03 pm to weisertiger
quote:
Best part of him ran down the crack of his mommas arse
Fuuuuccckkkk I am using that!
movie quote from full metal jacket
Posted on 11/21/13 at 6:50 pm to choupiquesushi
What about the kid named Fluf?
When asked what it stood for "Fat Little Ugly fricker"
Which I guess was better than being named Moose Lips, Foam, or "that boy"
When asked what it stood for "Fat Little Ugly fricker"
Which I guess was better than being named Moose Lips, Foam, or "that boy"
This post was edited on 11/21/13 at 6:54 pm
Posted on 11/21/13 at 7:01 pm to meauxjeaux2
My dad's favorite when something is obvious,
"Ray Charles could see that"
My pop always likes to say,
"He ain't worth a pint of piss"
"Ray Charles could see that"
My pop always likes to say,
"He ain't worth a pint of piss"
This post was edited on 11/21/13 at 7:57 pm
Posted on 11/21/13 at 7:52 pm to meauxjeaux2
My mom used to say "your daddy rather tongue kiss a rattlesnake then to go the dentist" 
Posted on 11/21/13 at 8:25 pm to olemc999
I had to throw a bucket of water in the bed for the old lady to take root- describing a dry spell(no rain)
Posted on 11/21/13 at 8:52 pm to meauxjeaux2
I'd rather take a bath with my Grandma
Like watching a monkey frick a football
Like watching a monkey frick a football
Posted on 11/21/13 at 9:18 pm to lsusteve1
Effed up like a snake in a bush hog.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 10:49 pm to TheOfficial
I called a turkey in for my dad several years ago, and he missed clean. I looked over at him and started laughing. He said "Son I'm sorry, I was as nervous as a frog on the freeway with his hopper broke."
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:35 am to Rize
quote:
I'm fricked up like a one toed "democrat" wearing flip flops.
That pretty fricked up.
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:42 am to 34venture
I feel like I have been shot at and missed but shite at and hit.
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:50 am to meauxjeaux2
We were cleanin a gut shot pig one day that fricker stunk to high heaven, the coonass that was helping me clean it turned and said ,"Boy this smells like the shithouse door of a shrimp boat."
I'm still not sure what that exactly means, but it was funny
I'm still not sure what that exactly means, but it was funny
Posted on 11/22/13 at 8:51 am to Choirboy
nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
Posted on 11/22/13 at 9:21 am to CadesCove
"You could tear up a steel ball in a sandbox"
Posted on 11/22/13 at 9:23 am to mcpotiger
she could suck start a trash compactor
Posted on 11/22/13 at 9:29 am to convertedtiger
quote:
Ugly as a mud fence
The Lord made that gal as ugly as he could and then scared her.
quote:
can eat corn through a picket fence
She could eat corn on the cob through a tennis racquet.
Posted on 11/22/13 at 10:15 am to meauxjeaux2
quote:
Womp-a-jawed
we pronounce it wompyjawed quote:I've heard it in South GA as both a Dixie hatband and Dick's hatband ("tighter than")
dick's hatband
Posted on 11/22/13 at 10:24 am to Tigah in the ATL
Best I've heard this year...
Boss farts.
Son goes "What'd you eat?"
Boss replies, "Oh, probably something from grammar school."
Boss farts.
Son goes "What'd you eat?"
Boss replies, "Oh, probably something from grammar school."
This post was edited on 11/22/13 at 10:25 am
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