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re: Funniest most redneck word/phrase you've heard at the camp
Posted on 11/21/13 at 12:20 pm to ShowMeWhatYouGotRaji
Posted on 11/21/13 at 12:20 pm to ShowMeWhatYouGotRaji
quote:
"Son, I'm going in. I've had enough of this jackassery."
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Posted on 11/21/13 at 12:22 pm to ShowMeWhatYouGotRaji
In regards to driving skills...
"boy, you could drive a hard dick into a lard bucket."
"boy, you could drive a hard dick into a lard bucket."
Posted on 11/21/13 at 12:48 pm to meauxjeaux2
In regards to when a guest was shocked we were about to feed him a squirrel gumbo my uncle said:
"I'm sure you like you chicken. Well, you do realize that that nasty bastard ate corn out of hog shite then jumped on the fence and crowed about it, right?"
"I'm sure you like you chicken. Well, you do realize that that nasty bastard ate corn out of hog shite then jumped on the fence and crowed about it, right?"
Posted on 11/21/13 at 1:28 pm to Zap Rowsdower
The favorite at my duck camp is
"Say that one more time and i will be all up in your eyes like onions"
"Say that one more time and i will be all up in your eyes like onions"
Posted on 11/21/13 at 1:44 pm to meauxjeaux2
When you are working a bunch of ducks that don't look very promising.
Someone always looks over and says.
"Don't cut the onions just yet"
Someone always looks over and says.
"Don't cut the onions just yet"
Posted on 11/21/13 at 2:01 pm to meauxjeaux2
Finer than hens teeth.
Useless as tits on a boar hog
My favorite:
She is kinda hard to talk to. She coon hunts in one eye so you never know if she is looking at you or not.
Useless as tits on a boar hog
My favorite:
She is kinda hard to talk to. She coon hunts in one eye so you never know if she is looking at you or not.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 2:05 pm to 34venture
quote:
When you are working a bunch of ducks that don't look very promising.
Bad working ducks, or bad ducks? We used to have "Hot Spoon Teal Action on The Grand Prairie" back in the day. You could collect a quick cussing for busting Spoonies, especially if anything else was moving at all. Spoon Teal action was second only to "Sky Carp Slaughter."
Posted on 11/21/13 at 2:09 pm to meauxjeaux2
" His daddys hould have shot that load on a stump and let the firants eat it"
Best part of him ran down the crack of his mommas arse
Thats as fricked up as a "democrat's" check book
Smiling like a possum eating shite
That sob looks like a cat with the guts slung out of it
looks like hammered cat shite
Best part of him ran down the crack of his mommas arse
Thats as fricked up as a "democrat's" check book
Smiling like a possum eating shite
That sob looks like a cat with the guts slung out of it
looks like hammered cat shite
Posted on 11/21/13 at 2:11 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
quote:
Thats as fricked up as a "democrat's" bicycle
fify
Posted on 11/21/13 at 2:15 pm to CadesCove
quote:
Bad working ducks
Posted on 11/21/13 at 2:16 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
quote:
Best part of him ran down the crack of his mommas arse
Fuuuuccckkkk I am using that!
Posted on 11/21/13 at 2:21 pm to weisertiger
That boy is as sharp as a bag of hammers
Dumb as a brick
Ugly as a mud fence
can eat corn through a picket fence
sharp as a flat rock
she's so nasty, she would knock a buzzard off a gut wagon
Dumb as a brick
Ugly as a mud fence
can eat corn through a picket fence
sharp as a flat rock
she's so nasty, she would knock a buzzard off a gut wagon
Posted on 11/21/13 at 4:17 pm to convertedtiger
Raining like a cow pissin on a flat rock out there.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 4:22 pm to faxis
Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the heel
Posted on 11/21/13 at 4:28 pm to shawnlsu
You would rather wipe a bobcats arse with sandpaper than mess with me.
They messed up a perfectly good pecker when they put ears on you.
If you don't use your head you might as well have two asses.
They messed up a perfectly good pecker when they put ears on you.
If you don't use your head you might as well have two asses.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 4:43 pm to offshoretrash
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This post was edited on 4/8/21 at 5:26 pm
Posted on 11/21/13 at 4:53 pm to Creamer
Slicker than owl shiz on a frozen bridge.
In the duckblind: see that flock over yonder, I am gonna put the love chirp on them.
In the duckblind: see that flock over yonder, I am gonna put the love chirp on them.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 5:06 pm to meauxjeaux2
Whomper to describe a mojo decoy.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 5:07 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
my dad's favorite is,
You wouldn't make a good pimple on a dead dog arse.
You wouldn't make a good pimple on a dead dog arse.
Posted on 11/21/13 at 5:28 pm to faxis
When it's raining really hard it's raining like a double counted cow pissing on a flat rock.
I'm fricked up like a chicken wire canoe.
I'm fricked up like a one toed "democrat" wearing flip flops.
I'm fricked up like a chicken wire canoe.
I'm fricked up like a one toed "democrat" wearing flip flops.
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