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Worst online date stories

So I did what most guys do on these sites. I picked the girl that looked really hot in her pictures. We talked on the phone a couple of times. She had a hard time making first date plans with me b/c she had a young baby. I overlooked the baggage and decided I still wanted to meet her. So finally while talking on the phone she invites me over to her apartment for our first date. She said she trusted me. I said ok.

So the next day I dressed up kind of nice and went to her place with a flower. When she answered the door she was barefooted, wearing jogging pants, and a t-shirt that looked like a dog had chewed on it for a couple of days. But, she still looked hot. After talking a bit with her she seemed very disappointed that I didn’t have any tats, did not smoke weed, or currently had weed on me. Maybe she got my bio mixed up with someone else.

Finally, while I was talking to her she kept increasing the volume to the TV. Yeah, the TV was on. I was like WTF! Apparently, I was interrupting TV time for this gal. So I gave up and left. I never talked to her again. Waste of my time.


What do yall got?
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Tiguar
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Damn.


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DollaChoppa
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Why didnt you just stick your hand down her pants or somethin.


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went to her place with a flower


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she had a young baby


That should have tipped you off.

I've had nothing but positive experiences because I actually talk to the girls a while and make sure they aren't bat shite crazy.


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while I was talking to her she kept increasing the volume to the TV




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So finally while talking on the phone she invites me over to her apartment for our first date. She said she trusted me. I said ok.



This is the red flag for me.


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This is the red flag for me.


Yip. Always meet in a public place.


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777Tiger
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Why didnt you just stick your hand down her pants or somethin.


correct, would have saved a lot of time


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BeerMoney
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So the next day I dressed up kind of nice and went to her place with a flower.




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You had flower and she wanted weed.
go figure.


ctiger69
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You had flower and she wanted weed. go figure.


I just brought the wrong plant.




BeerMoney
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Worst story I have is a buddy of mine who invited some chick over to a big party we had. He showed us the picture of this chick and it said "Class of 2000" so it was the better part of a decade old at the time. This bitch showed up and had easily tripled up in size to be about 300 pounds. Hooooly shit! He wouldn't even talk to her. She finally left when someone asked her how many cows it took to make that leather jacket.


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and went to her place with a flower


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She finally left when someone asked her how many cows it took to make that leather jacket.


Your friends are losers.


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She finally left when someone asked her how many cows it took to make that leather jacket.


sounds like something my group would say


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You had flower and she wanted weed

you had a flower, and she wanted bud FIFY


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Walt OReilly
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frick


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You are the one in the wrong here. This girl has a young baby and probably never has time to get laid. Why do you think she invited you to her place for a first date? I can tell you it wasn't for a fricking flower. You showed up with a rose when all she needed was some sick. I hope you feel good about yourself!
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