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re: What's your first move in a fight?
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:40 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:40 pm to arseinclarse
Avoid if I can. Haven't gotten into a fight since maybe middle school. But when and if this happens. kick them in the nuts, take out a knee. Then choke them out and kick them in the head.
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:41 pm to Tigerpaw123
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Avoidance
#1 move in aikido
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:41 pm to OTIS2
I want everyone in this thread to apologize to the people they beat up right now.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:42 pm to BRgetthenet
I'm sorry, net
Thanks for the knife though
frick chunks
Thanks for the knife though
frick chunks
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:44 pm to arseinclarse
Burp, throw-up, shite my pants, fall to the ground, do homer simpson circles and wail like a retard. That usually allows me to continue drinking in peace without provocation. No bar wants the lawsuit these days from throwing out a mentally challenged person.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 10:45 pm
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:45 pm to Ponchy Tiger
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Avoid if I can.
I take off my shirt. That stops a fight before it begins.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:48 pm to tigerpimpbot
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I take off my shirt. That stops a fight before it begins.
ok
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:48 pm to arseinclarse
Most people are right handed and most primary targets are the head. Armed with this knowledge you have a very high probability of knowing where your opponents first shot is coming from.
That being said.... step to the right with strong left outer form block and punch hard as hell through left side of opponents jaw line.
Should end fight
That being said.... step to the right with strong left outer form block and punch hard as hell through left side of opponents jaw line.
Should end fight
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:52 pm to arseinclarse
Nose-throat-nuts. Done.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:54 pm to tigerpimpbot
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I take off my shirt. That stops a fight before it begins.
True. Most real men won't fight a woman. You must have nice tits.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:03 pm to arseinclarse
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What's your first move in a fight?
Usually a few jabs, then eventually a jab, right cross, liver shot (those frickers hurt so damn bad
), left hook and another right cross. But I don't box anymore so now I usually just go for the bro down
If it escalates further I drop trou cause nobody wants to fight a naked guy.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:05 pm to arseinclarse
I go with the raging bull because I'm not thick but my skull is.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:09 pm to junkfunky
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:09 pm to SmackoverHawg
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True. Most real men won't fight a woman. You must have nice tits.
Show stoppers
. 
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 11:10 pm
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:13 pm to arseinclarse
Sweep the leg.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:25 pm to arseinclarse
Try to avoid unnecessary confrontation. If you persist I pull my 9mm concealed carry weapon and ask if you want to die. If you persist... I shoot you in the head. Twice.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:27 pm to arseinclarse
Depends on the enemy and the environment.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:31 pm to arseinclarse
I wrestled in high school so I usually try to duck their first punch so I can get in close to their body and take them to the ground. From there I can handle just about anybody.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:41 pm to TigahJay
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I wrestled in high school so I usually try to duck their first punch so I can get in close to their body and take them to the ground. From there I can handle just about anybody.
As their friends kick you in the head.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 11:47 pm to Jim Rockford
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As their friends kick you in the head.
If I'm somewhere crowded or my friends don't have my back then it's different.
In that case I'd try to get behind him and then choke him out from his back while standing up. I know my strengths I'm not risking a boxing match vs someone bigger than me.
This post was edited on 5/7/17 at 6:30 am
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