junkfunky

re: What does a Heisman Trophy and 3 First Rounders get you?

Posted by junkfunky on 4/26/24 at 12:05 pm

Lots of attention....

re: Volunteer at Little Rock’s Immanuel Baptist Church charged with sexual assault

Posted by junkfunky on 4/25/24 at 3:42 pm

[quote]It's always amusing how this board decries Joe Biden as a pedophile and then gets super horny over actual pedophiles.[/quote] Yes, this board has double standards but that reads like you think showering with prepubescent kids is cool....

re: Former porn star Lana Rhoades wants all her videos to be deleted: I regret it

Posted by junkfunky on 4/25/24 at 11:07 am

She should come over to my house so I can explain torrents to her....

re: Alpha male Andrew Tate wants you to know enjoying sex with women is gay

Posted by junkfunky on 4/24/24 at 7:25 pm

That's more rational than him saying that if you prefer a woman that looks like Hulk Hogan over a guy that looks like Megan Fox you're gay. Sure retardation has different levels but all any rational person thinks about him is that he's retarded....

re: Why Did We Let Texas In?

Posted by junkfunky on 4/24/24 at 3:04 pm

Great timing, Patrick. The same organization is having a terrorist rally at LSU at the same time....

re: Looking to upgrade the RAM on a relative’s computer. I have a couple questions.

Posted by junkfunky on 4/24/24 at 11:18 am

That sucks. I've got some spare DDR4-2400 16x2 sticks sitting on a table next to me....

Tech Board

re: Anti Israel protestors coming to LSU Union Thursday!

Posted by junkfunky on 4/23/24 at 9:21 pm

[quote]From Ben Haas’s speech he wasn’t able to give: “ Solidarity means standing with those who are treated as guilty until proven innocent, instead of the other way around. That's what freedom is: standing with those who express their constitutional rights in ways that may be unpopular especial...

re: Cash is King bill passed the LA legislature today.

Posted by junkfunky on 4/23/24 at 12:17 pm

[quote]Most major event venues across the country have gone to this.[/quote] And it is illegal for them to do so. [quote]31 U.S. Code § 5103 - Legal tender United States coins and currency (including Federal reserve notes and circulating notes of Federal reserve banks and national banks) ...

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re: Ideal age gap for a relationship if you want it to last

Posted by junkfunky on 4/22/24 at 7:06 pm

CAD, can I get your wife's number before y'all get divorced?...

re: Cash is King bill passed the LA legislature today.

Posted by junkfunky on 4/22/24 at 6:19 pm

Seriously, it's either legal gender or it's not, legally....

re: Cash is King bill passed the LA legislature today.

Posted by junkfunky on 4/22/24 at 6:12 pm

[quote]Cash is for poors.[/quote] Yep, I only conduct business with pebbles like those fancy fricks in Antarctica that wear tuxedos everyday....

re: What lunchbox(s) did you have as a kid?

Posted by junkfunky on 4/22/24 at 10:22 am

He-Man and I still have it and the thermos....

re: University of Mizzou....

Posted by junkfunky on 4/21/24 at 4:51 pm

[quote]Your town smells of corn dogs and stale piss.[/quote] You traveled to BR and only went to the blue store off Plank? That's retarded....

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re: Anyone ever had problems with building permits for a shop?

Posted by junkfunky on 4/20/24 at 6:02 pm

[quote]What does “site specifics” include?[/quote] Exposure, topography, elevation above see level, and maybe one of two more things. They can have a pretty significant affect on how the building performs in high winds....

Home & Garden

re: Anyone ever had problems with building permits for a shop?

Posted by junkfunky on 4/20/24 at 5:57 pm

[quote]to put risk category 2 on the building you need site specifics[/quote] That is correct....

Home & Garden

re: LSU's turf of choice is Celbration Bermuda

Posted by junkfunky on 4/20/24 at 5:55 pm

The new facilities head is a licensed landscape architect. Coolest thing he implemented was the inflatable greenhouse system for the field....

Home & Garden

re: Baw, do you get 4x4 trucks even if you don't need it?

Posted by junkfunky on 4/20/24 at 11:06 am

I don't need 4x4 I just need a buddy with a 4x4 and tow chain once in a while....

re: Alligator thread. If I say "Go Gata" then it's on topic here.

Posted by junkfunky on 4/19/24 at 9:57 am

It's pretty easy to not get eaten by a gator. We would swim in the canal in front of the camp all the time and there were several years when a gator lived in it. Don't feed it, don't frick with it, and scare it off if it gets too close....

re: When you have valiantly fought the urge to vomit and finally give in…

Posted by junkfunky on 4/18/24 at 6:05 pm

[quote]By sticking a finger down your throat, it is the right decision 97% of the time. Go ahead and get it over with. But when you do it and 6 hours later you are still vomiting, well then you have my day today.[/quote] Sounds like you should have taken your finger out about 6 hours earlier....