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re: What's The Fattest Chick You've Banged? - SmackoverHawg
[quote]My wife when she was pregnant. Went from ~135 to pushing close to 2 bills. She's an athletic 5'7", but damn. Had a damn healthy boy though.[/quote] Same. Wife is 5'8" and was 120-125 pre-pregnancy. Topped out about 185. Never got it all the way back. :wah: But she makes OT baller money. ...
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re: Where was your first job, and how old were you when you started? - SmackoverHawg
[quote]That getting wet and greasy as hell while a fat arse sat on his arse was not my cup of tea.[/quote] You sound like my nurses....
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re: Where was your first job, and how old were you when you started? - SmackoverHawg
[quote]Lifeguard at a small town country club swimming pool. 17. Just 9 hole golf course, couple of tennis courts, medium sized swimming pool, and a big barn-like clubhouse, but some of those pretentious a-holes thought it was Bushwood. I came to despise most of them by August. [/quote] You from ...
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re: Where was your first job, and how old were you when you started? - SmackoverHawg
[quote]In Kindergarten I was picking pecan by hand on a 100 acre property (after the mechanical picker had gone thru). Me and my many sisters picked that place clean and made enough to go to Disneyland. We were paid a penny a pecan,lol. [/quote] Well shit, y'all keep lowering the standards. I pic...
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re: Where was your first job, and how old were you when you started? - SmackoverHawg
[quote]My first job was helping my dad mow grass at 10. I'm 38 now and I still help him some and get paid $0. I made $0 but my parents fed me, clothed me, paid for private school, and bought me a new truck when I was a junior.[/quote] In that case, I was nine. No "helping" cut grass. My dad neve...
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re: Is Martina McBride the most beautiful country artist of all time? - SmackoverHawg
[quote]Emmylou Harris [/quote] [quote]IWSHI[/quote] Damn right. It's between her and Dolly for me....
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re: Where was your first job, and how old were you when you started? - SmackoverHawg
Mowing yards for a guy here that had a yard service. I was twelve and his best worker. ...
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re: If you could have a free punch on any celebrity (excluding government) - SmackoverHawg
I HATE that mf'er. :cheers: ETA-and there is no amount of money that would make me wanna be him. Fat arse POS. :spank:...
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re: If you could have a free punch on any celebrity (excluding government) - SmackoverHawg
shite...maybe Al Sharpton. Any way we can buy/earn extra punches? And by "free punch", you mean not go to jai/sued etc? Cause I'd want them to fight back. :spank:...
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re: Jonathan williams has broken foot. confirmed out for regular season. - SmackoverHawg
[quote]It is a foot injury for a running back, that is never a good thing and has a higher probability of having lingering effects. [/quote] depends on the particular injury. Some heal fine. I haven't need anywhere that stated which bone and type of fracture. He also has an insurance policy. I'...
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re: Saw an able bodied man practicing with a crossbow yesterday - SmackoverHawg
For the crossbow haters, just know while you are out practicing your art, Us crossbowers will be banging your old ladies and other awesome shite. I ain't got time for that bull shite. ETA-and I'll still whip your asses and make you like it....
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re: Would you want to know if your SO was cheating on you? - SmackoverHawg
If it was a one time screw up? No. Long term, more serious shit? Hell yeah!! Let that motherfricker pay for her and put up w her shite. Everyone is human and prone mistakes. Expecting someone to be faithful for 50-60 years is a big demand. Some do it. Most don't. And I hate to be a hypocrite....
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re: Watching SEC Storied "Herschel Walker" - SmackoverHawg
[quote]Bo[/quote] No. ...
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re: what is the most expensive item in your home? - SmackoverHawg
My laptop. No telling how much it's cost me in wasted time and the wife's online shopping. ...
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re: Watching SEC Storied "Herschel Walker" - SmackoverHawg
Agreed. Unstoppable force of nature. I used to argue for Bo, but Herschel cannot be denied if you're being objective. ANY team with Herschel would be an immediate NC contender....
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Watching SEC Storied "Herschel Walker" - SmackoverHawg
:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: That is all. ...
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re: What is your 'go to' move with the opposite sex? - SmackoverHawg
It's called "the cosby". Knocks them off their feet....
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re: Can you be friends with a girl/woman and not have sexual/romantic feelings? - SmackoverHawg
I've probably considered banging every girl friend I've had at some point or another. Even the less attractive ones. Come on guys...admit it. You've thought about the "not so cool or hot girls" as well. ETA-for some reason, I seem to find I am only friends with attractive women. The rest I ...
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re: Can you be friends with a girl/woman and not have sexual/romantic feelings? - SmackoverHawg
[quote]1. I have no physical attraction to them. 2. They are dating/married to friends or family.[/quote]...
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