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re: What's your first move in a fight?

Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:08 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:08 pm to
high-pitched scream, then fall to the ground into the fetal position and piss myself
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:08 pm to
I usually grab my opponent's arm and make him hit himself.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:09 pm to
She got a golden ticket?
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:10 pm to
The flying arm bar. Works every time in a bar fight. Any moves that involves jumping, spinning or flipping are perfect for bar fights. Trust me.

Eta: pro wrestling moves are just as effective. Stone cold stunner is great in real combat.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 10:13 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:11 pm to
You jump at me, you're getting slammed into the ground.

Never leave your feet, retard.
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:12 pm to
take the empty beer bottle i no longer need and smash it over dude's head
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:12 pm to
I don't know.

Never been in a fight
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
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34420 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:12 pm to
Do you dance?
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:15 pm to
Might have to use the diamond cutter on your kind. Or the crippler cross face if I get in a fight and hate my kids.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:15 pm to
Came across this in my PB account

I got roughed up one night but you should have seen the other Baw

Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:16 pm to
Rolling Single Leg Boston Crab
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:16 pm to
pull out the gat
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:18 pm to
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:18 pm to
Gotta keep your hands up
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:18 pm to
Tight space, head butt, pull their shirt over their head and knee the frick outta them.

1 on 1 with room, wait for them to swing, then shoot in and pick their arse up and slam them on the ground. That in itself can knock them out. If not you are in position to beat them down.

You wanna try to avoid punching someone if you can because you don't wanna break your hand. But if you must, don't hit someone in their nose like some here are saying. Hit them in chin. It doesn't even take a lot of force to knock someone out on the chin who doesn't know how to take a punch.

But really just avoid fighting if at all possible because you don't know if someone will pull a weapon. And you probably don't need to get in legal trouble either.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:18 pm to
Simple jabs and Muay Thai leg kicks would wreck 90% of you frickers.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:19 pm to
Poke em right in the eye. Motherfricker can't do shite after you bury a meaty finger second knuckle deep into his eye socket.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34420 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:20 pm to
If any of you baws use a bottle, I suggest using a Snapple one.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

What's your first move in a fight?
Crack my knuckles
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

If any of you baws use a bottle, I suggest using a Snapple one.



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