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Posted on 7/22/23 at 7:24 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Brother's wedding. He was so drunk he could barely stand up.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 7:32 pm to LRB1967
Not trashy but most interesting. One of the groomsmen was a mini horse. He shite down the aisle delaying the bride then pissed on the artificial grass during the vows which sounded like a cow pissing on a flat rock. Great time! Love my in laws.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 7:38 pm to Nodust
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le attending wedding were waiting then a phone call told the bride the groom had been arrested. Justice of the Peace officiating wedding got on phone and was able to drive the next town over with bride and get groom released to come get married. Believe he had to report back to courthouse next day after wedding.
Winner. Pack up the thread
Posted on 7/22/23 at 7:41 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
With this red headed chick in Livingston few years ago
Tore hole in my suit jacket on nail at this pos reception hall
Bunch of south la White trash family members
I left her there and gtfo
Tore hole in my suit jacket on nail at this pos reception hall
Bunch of south la White trash family members
I left her there and gtfo
Posted on 7/22/23 at 7:43 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
My cousin got married by the grim reaper in Vegas
Posted on 7/22/23 at 7:52 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Mamou, KC hall. Wedding March was “ya’ll watch out, here she come!” Everyone put their beers down or behind their back until she passed.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 8:07 pm to Chief Hinge
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Any word on how the kid turned out?
Extra hospital time at the beginning, but no long-term problems
Posted on 7/22/23 at 8:14 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Posted on 7/22/23 at 8:15 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Gonna win this one
I was 16. Had a girlfriend who's mothers friend was getting married.
Lady was mid 30's with 3 kids 3 different guys. Last one was half black. Guy was 18.
We got invited over to their single wide for "a party" bunch of drunk teenagers from the closest high school. It's a surprise wedding where the guy was working on his car outside in his garage with his buddies, comes into the living room where a guy does the service. I thought it was a joke and half drunk blurted out "wait is this fricking real?"
Lady cusses me up one wall down the other. They finish this trailer wedding where the bride was taking sips of a daiquiri cup and husband had a dip in and grease all over his arms.
They kiss snd finish, he goes back outside to keep working on the truck and she keeps drinking with us kids.
I ended fricking that girl that invited me and the daughter of the bride in a car in the drive in front of the trailer. Dudes were coming over snd chanting outside of the car. Helped my reputation for sure.
I've been at wedding with camo, weddings with jeans and the bride not wearing shoes, but this shite was the most backwoods trashy hill Billy shite I've ever seen
I was 16. Had a girlfriend who's mothers friend was getting married.
Lady was mid 30's with 3 kids 3 different guys. Last one was half black. Guy was 18.
We got invited over to their single wide for "a party" bunch of drunk teenagers from the closest high school. It's a surprise wedding where the guy was working on his car outside in his garage with his buddies, comes into the living room where a guy does the service. I thought it was a joke and half drunk blurted out "wait is this fricking real?"
Lady cusses me up one wall down the other. They finish this trailer wedding where the bride was taking sips of a daiquiri cup and husband had a dip in and grease all over his arms.
They kiss snd finish, he goes back outside to keep working on the truck and she keeps drinking with us kids.
I ended fricking that girl that invited me and the daughter of the bride in a car in the drive in front of the trailer. Dudes were coming over snd chanting outside of the car. Helped my reputation for sure.
I've been at wedding with camo, weddings with jeans and the bride not wearing shoes, but this shite was the most backwoods trashy hill Billy shite I've ever seen
Posted on 7/22/23 at 8:23 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I went to one where the food caterer was raising canes. That’s my top
I would go to that reception.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 8:34 pm to X123F45
quote:speaking of trashy weddings is there anything trashier than money dances?
money dance
Posted on 7/22/23 at 8:37 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I went to a wedding for one of my employees one time where the wedding cake doubled as a gender reveal cake…
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:05 pm to latxwoman
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Cousins wedding in Texas.
If you would have said Alabama, I would have ignored it, but I think you need and apostrophe.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:23 pm to Bourre
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I went to a wedding at the Hopedale community center, which was a small metal building with bathrooms way Down-da-Road. It was 2 people I went to HS with, both families were in the fishing industry. A boombox supplied the music, beers in ice chest, boiled crabs, oysters, and shrimp was the main course, and most of the guest had on white shrimp boots and shorts and tee shirts. Typical lower St Bernard wedding. Had a blast, 0 fricks were given and line dances were performed skillfully like only people from Da Parish can perform. Bride and groom are still married 25 years later
Honestly sounds like a great time.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:30 pm to Naked Bootleg
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My own damn brother’s wedding was Aerosmith-themed. Yes, that’s right. Bridesmaids looked like wannabe strippers. I was the best man… Every other wedding I’ve attended or participated in was traditional and thoughtful. That thing was a shitshow.
How’d it end up though
Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:28 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
My cousin married a guy at his trailer. He shot 2 deer that morning and had to dress them before the ceremony could begin.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 12:28 am to Flashback
This may not be trashiest, but a good friend of mine lives near south west of houston, TX and told me he got invited to an new friends wedding. When he got there it was a hardcore Vampire wedding. I can't remember all the details, but what he told me was crazy. I think he said bride and groom drank small amount of each others blood, smoke machine going off whole time, let some kind of crow or something fly away. Next time I see him I will get the details.
He has also been to a lord of the rings wedding where everyone was dressed as movie character. Vows done in elvish! LOL
He has also been to a lord of the rings wedding where everyone was dressed as movie character. Vows done in elvish! LOL
Posted on 7/23/23 at 12:47 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Ducote wedding I’m Dunham. Kids were outside smoking dope, half the ready drunk adults in ceremony were drinking during the actual ceremony.
This post was edited on 7/23/23 at 8:34 am
Posted on 7/23/23 at 1:05 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
The first song played at the reception was talking about Can't Turn a Hoe into a Housewife, this was close to 20 years ago. I thought it was something from CashMoney Records but after googling all I could find was something from 2018.
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