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re: What’s the trashiest wedding you’ve ever attended
Posted on 7/23/23 at 5:25 am to Lickitty Split
Posted on 7/23/23 at 5:25 am to Lickitty Split
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was a groomsman in a wedding in another state. Pretty much every groomsman was from out of state. Wedding was held in a small church but the groom didn’t attend the rehearsal as he got too drunk the night before. I had to stand in for him for the rehearsal. Next day, he tells all the groomsman that we have to setup all the tables, chairs, decorations etc for the reception which took place at some podunk golf course lounge. We also had to pick everything up after the reception. The dj screwed up their first dance twice and the music kept going in and out.
The food was cold and nobody was allowed to eat until the wedding party arrived and was served. People were not happy about that. Cash bar including paying for your cokes and sprites.
Maybe this wasn’t the trashiest wedding I’ve been too but it definitely was the cheapest. I also found it rude that the groom would make the wedding party work at his wedding and reception considering everybody had to fly in and get their own hotel room. They are still married but we are no longer friends. I never realized how cheap this guy was until this day. We remained friends for a few more years before I cut him out. He kept wanting me to screw his ole lady.
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Posted on 7/23/23 at 6:21 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I went to one where the food caterer was raising canes. That’s my top
I prefer weddings like this.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 6:37 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
The groom was a womanizer.
My dad saw him grab another woman's arse.
On the way out I saw him outside hitting on another girl.
My dad saw him grab another woman's arse.
On the way out I saw him outside hitting on another girl.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 7:36 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Instead of a cake they had Wal-Mart cupcakes still in the plastic container. Had a taco bar and chips in the football tray. The queso and salsa was served from the Tostitos jars. Bride had a nice dress. Groom had paint on his jeans and a Harley t-shirt. Wife's co-worker btw
Posted on 7/23/23 at 7:39 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Not trashy, just a good story.
Wife’s sister’s wedding. Ceremony at 11, reception at 7. Wedding party rented a drunk bus and bar hopped the whole time in between. Come reception time, the few of us that could walk had to carry in the bride and groom and pour them into their seats. Groom was nodding off during dinner and the bride wasn’t far behind.
Wedding photographers were taking pictures the whole afternoon, the pictures were comical, you can tell everyone is shitefaced, clothes disheveled, hair messed up ect
Wife’s sister’s wedding. Ceremony at 11, reception at 7. Wedding party rented a drunk bus and bar hopped the whole time in between. Come reception time, the few of us that could walk had to carry in the bride and groom and pour them into their seats. Groom was nodding off during dinner and the bride wasn’t far behind.
Wedding photographers were taking pictures the whole afternoon, the pictures were comical, you can tell everyone is shitefaced, clothes disheveled, hair messed up ect
Posted on 7/23/23 at 7:53 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Not trashy, but I went to a Czechoslovakian wedding reception in Texas that was set up like a beer hall. The servers all looked like the chick from the St. Pauli Girl logo and the entertainment was a polka band. Talk about a hammered 15 year old. 
They probably weren't this hot IRL, but to a drunk teenager with raging hormones they might have well been as they all had big beer steins.
They probably weren't this hot IRL, but to a drunk teenager with raging hormones they might have well been as they all had big beer steins.
This post was edited on 7/24/23 at 10:35 am
Posted on 7/23/23 at 8:22 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Never been to one but used to watch A Big Redneck Wedding with Tom Arnold.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 10:35 am to LegendInMyMind
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That's the smartest wedding you've ever been to. Spouses cannot be compelled to testify against each other.
Actually, I didn't go to that wedding, I saw the arrest on the news. I did know the guy, however. Not sure what a "smart wedding" is, but the police didn't need her testimony. The cops had plenty of evidence to convict both of them, and a beef with him. He was just a small-time dealer, a redneck with a big mouth.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 11:04 am to Cheese Grits
Posted on 7/23/23 at 12:37 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
My BIL’s wedding took place at a “bed and breakfast” in Broussard, LA. The house was basically a 4 bedroom 80’s ranch style home in a lower middle class neighborhood.
The wedding took place next to the pool outside. Which had a diving board where the “photographer” (just an aunt with a camera) set up. During the wedding the kids next door decided to take their dirt bikes out for a spin. The guests couldn’t hear what was being said over the noise.
The reception was held at the same spot. While the groom was making a speech, another group of next door neighbors started target practice with hand guns and an AR. The speech had to be paused multiple times to wait for breaks in the gunfire.
My FIL found out at the wedding my MIL secretly paid for the whole thing on his credit card because the wife’s family were brokedicks and refused to pay for anything. Yet, that didn’t stop the wife’s family from boxing up all of the leftover food from the reception and taking it home. Now, my in law’s didn’t want the leftovers. But the other family didn’t even ask the people who paid for the food if they could take it home
The wedding took place next to the pool outside. Which had a diving board where the “photographer” (just an aunt with a camera) set up. During the wedding the kids next door decided to take their dirt bikes out for a spin. The guests couldn’t hear what was being said over the noise.
The reception was held at the same spot. While the groom was making a speech, another group of next door neighbors started target practice with hand guns and an AR. The speech had to be paused multiple times to wait for breaks in the gunfire.
My FIL found out at the wedding my MIL secretly paid for the whole thing on his credit card because the wife’s family were brokedicks and refused to pay for anything. Yet, that didn’t stop the wife’s family from boxing up all of the leftover food from the reception and taking it home. Now, my in law’s didn’t want the leftovers. But the other family didn’t even ask the people who paid for the food if they could take it home
Posted on 7/23/23 at 12:39 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 7/23/23 at 12:43 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I asked the groom about it because he really was a good buddy of mine from college and he said you can’t beat the tail gate price I just shook my head and laughed
Lemme guess….. Ruth Chris catered your wedding? You’re a shite friend.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 12:43 pm to Alt26
Why do all of our trashy posters love using “mil” “fil” as abbreviations
Posted on 7/23/23 at 12:44 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Everyone has that one cousin they don’t claim.
Well, mine got married in a town recreational center and she walked down the “aisle” to the Star Wars theme song. It was quite entertaining.
Well, mine got married in a town recreational center and she walked down the “aisle” to the Star Wars theme song. It was quite entertaining.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 1:01 pm to TDsngumbo
Strawberry Hill fountain at a wedding reception at the Woodmen of the World in Vermilion Parish. Pretty sure there was a fight in the parking lot.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 1:03 pm to OrangeWhip
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Cocktail hour stretched into 3 hours as the food was delayed. When it came out, everyone got a tiny chicken breast with a slab of Parmesan cheese melted on top,
Weddings in other states pale in comparison to a south LA style wedding where we don’t do the whole seated/plated thing.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 1:20 pm to gizmothepug
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The first song played at the reception was talking about Can't Turn a Hoe into a Housewife, this was close to 20 years ago.
I believe you’re referring to the classic love ballad by Christopher Brian Bridges circa 2001, known for its beautiful and inspiring lyrics:
Ho (Ho!), you's a ho (Ho!)
You's a ho, I said that you's a ho (Ho!)
You's a ho (Ho!), you's a ho (Ho!)
You's a ho, I said that you's a ho (Ho!)
[Verse 1]
You doin' ho activities with ho tendencies
Hoes are your friends, hoes are your enemies…
[Verse 2]
Can't turn a ho into a housewife, hoes don't act right
There's hoes on a mission, and there's hoes on a crackpipe…
[Verse 3]
You gotta run in your pantyhose, even your daddy knows
That you suckin' down chocolate like daddy-os
You might know him better as Ludacris
This post was edited on 7/23/23 at 1:28 pm
Posted on 7/23/23 at 1:36 pm to CrimsonTideMD
Golden Meadow. Biker dude busted in the reception looking for a dude he wanted to fight. Brides old arse Dad got in a fight with the biker, and bunch of old shrimp boat baws threw the dude out.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 2:44 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
At the rehearsal dinner the grooms Uncle stood up and told every to keep your eyes peeled for any terrorist activity at the hotel, he had seen an Indian family checking in earlier that day.
Posted on 7/23/23 at 3:11 pm to Chris Farley
Friend of my wife got married on the beach in Ft Walton, reception was just down the beach at some hotel. An hour into the reception, westbankers they were, had their WB buddy DJ the wedding, started playing trashy rap about eating pussy and other things. We rounded up the kids and said, OK kids time to go…
All the WB kids were all dancing to that crap, and their parents were encouraging them…
All the WB kids were all dancing to that crap, and their parents were encouraging them…
This post was edited on 7/23/23 at 3:21 pm
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