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re: What’s the trashiest wedding you’ve ever attended
Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:59 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:59 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
I’ve been to weddings where the poor sap of a bride’s dad spent $25k just on catering and raising Cane’s chicken fingers would have been a major improvement
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Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:00 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:you know thats not what its called
posted it on TiC TOC.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:00 pm to GreenRockTiger
My friend’s dad on his second time around, married a plus size girl 30 or so years ago. The cake at the reception said, “Congratulations to Jerry and Wide Load”. I remember him thinking that was hilarious.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:04 pm to NIH
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Spotted the guy who had a trashy wedding.
Recalibrate your trashy meter, sir.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:04 pm to GreenRockTiger
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At a hotel in Houma - not sure why we went
Had to be the Holi-dome. Or whatever the one was/is called with the indoor pool area covered with Astroturf. There was so much chlorine infused in that stuff, if a fire ever broke out in there, it would rival the Union Carbide Bophal tragedy.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:04 pm to GreenRockTiger
Double post
This post was edited on 7/22/23 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:08 pm to scott8811
Saw the bride and groom get arrested and placed in separate squad cars as they walked out of the church. People were throwing rice and the cops were putting on cuffs.
Had them for selling pot, not massive quantities, but the cops had a beef with him.
Had them for selling pot, not massive quantities, but the cops had a beef with him.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:09 pm to SpotCheckBilly
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Saw the bride and groom get arrested and placed in separate squad cars as they walked out of the church. People were throwing rice and the cops were putting on cuffs.
That's the smartest wedding you've ever been to. Spouses cannot be compelled to testify against each other.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:11 pm to GreenRockTiger
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your buddy should’ve gone halfsies on the wedding festivities
Agree....my inlaws were baptists and blessed us with alot for the wedding hut refused to pay a dime on booze...I said no worries....I will lol there are ways around that crap
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:14 pm to BabyTac
Back in the late '70's I knew this pushboat owner who worked his arse off and got rich, he and his wife were nice people, but not exactly schooled in social graces. Their 17 y/o daughter got knocked up and they wanted to have a big fancy wedding for her, it was at a Catholic church in Westwego that had so many shotgun weddings it was called Winchester Cathedral.
Apparently it is a sign of wealth to have a lot of bridesmaids, it seemed like every friend, sister or cousin of the bride was enlisted, when they started filing down the aisle I counted 15. The groomsmen were a scruffy looking bunch, mostly deckhands I recognized, getting them in blue ruffly tuxes had been a challenge, their footwear was mostly Red Wing work boots.
The reception was held in a hall next to a bar on 4th St. in Harvey, if you don't know the area, it is mostly heavy industrial, with a few what we called "roughneck bars", they are populated by deckhands and roughnecks from the oil rigs. The reception was going OK, they had the "money dance" (you danced with the bride and pinned cash to her dress, I brought a $20 for the occasion) then after a couple of hours of open bar, things got interesting. One of the deckhand groomsmen also had a love interest in the bride, someone said the wrong thing and the fists were flying. My friend, the father of the bride, grabbed an armload of deckhands and dragged them to the door, a hefty girl, obviously GF of one of the DH's, beating on his back.
We left after that, but I heard that another fight broke out between a band member and another groomsman.
Apparently it is a sign of wealth to have a lot of bridesmaids, it seemed like every friend, sister or cousin of the bride was enlisted, when they started filing down the aisle I counted 15. The groomsmen were a scruffy looking bunch, mostly deckhands I recognized, getting them in blue ruffly tuxes had been a challenge, their footwear was mostly Red Wing work boots.
The reception was held in a hall next to a bar on 4th St. in Harvey, if you don't know the area, it is mostly heavy industrial, with a few what we called "roughneck bars", they are populated by deckhands and roughnecks from the oil rigs. The reception was going OK, they had the "money dance" (you danced with the bride and pinned cash to her dress, I brought a $20 for the occasion) then after a couple of hours of open bar, things got interesting. One of the deckhand groomsmen also had a love interest in the bride, someone said the wrong thing and the fists were flying. My friend, the father of the bride, grabbed an armload of deckhands and dragged them to the door, a hefty girl, obviously GF of one of the DH's, beating on his back.
We left after that, but I heard that another fight broke out between a band member and another groomsman.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:20 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Having grown up in Chalmette, I’ve been to my share of trashy weddings. Honestly, always had a good time because salt of the earth people seem to have more fun at special occasions.
I went to a wedding at the Hopedale community center, which was a small metal building with bathrooms way Down-da-Road. It was 2 people I went to HS with, both families were in the fishing industry. A boombox supplied the music, beers in ice chest, boiled crabs, oysters, and shrimp was the main course, and most of the guest had on white shrimp boots and shorts and tee shirts. Typical lower St Bernard wedding. Had a blast, 0 fricks were given and line dances were performed skillfully like only people from Da Parish can perform. Bride and groom are still married 25 years later
I went to a wedding at the Hopedale community center, which was a small metal building with bathrooms way Down-da-Road. It was 2 people I went to HS with, both families were in the fishing industry. A boombox supplied the music, beers in ice chest, boiled crabs, oysters, and shrimp was the main course, and most of the guest had on white shrimp boots and shorts and tee shirts. Typical lower St Bernard wedding. Had a blast, 0 fricks were given and line dances were performed skillfully like only people from Da Parish can perform. Bride and groom are still married 25 years later
This post was edited on 7/22/23 at 12:46 pm
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:25 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Not a real wedding, but the music video "Make Up Your Mind" by Theory of a Deadman has to be one of the top trashiest weddings ever. I mean, when the bride is walking down the aisle flirting and making out with everyone the whole way to the Alter, that's hard to beat.
Make Up Your Mind
Make Up Your Mind
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:33 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I enjoy a good trashy wedding if plenty of liquor is flowing.
Attended one at a bar on the Amite somewhere back in the day. Bride got in a fight. I think that stuff is hilarious, as long as it’s not me or my kids!
Attended one at a bar on the Amite somewhere back in the day. Bride got in a fight. I think that stuff is hilarious, as long as it’s not me or my kids!
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:34 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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What’s the trashiest wedding you’ve ever attended
Small Church of Christ in rural South LA town.
my relatives had beer cans littered all over the parking lot when I got there.
Music was from a boom box and "Here comes the Bride" was some country rendition.
Tats galore on the wedding party. Best man had a hideous neck tattoo. Couple of the bridesmaids had strapless dresses with god-awful flower tats above their boob.
At least 5 of the 10 bridesmaids/groomsmen were chewing gum.
At the reception at the local VFW hall the back doors swung open and about 8-10 guys were tugging a pirogue full of ice and beer across the floor because it was m-fcking heavy. I asked if it would have been simpler to bring in the pirogue, the ice, and the beer and put it all together inside and they just looked at me...
Good news is that the couple is still happily married after 6-7 yrs.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:36 pm to GreenRockTiger
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The best part of Catholic weddings is the open bar, this story didn’t happen
Irish Catholic wedding are pretty much the same
Lots of sex
Lots of fighting
At least 2 solid weeks on a bender
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:38 pm to WestCoastAg
Could be Tic Tac for all I care, not giving some Commie Reds anything and I feel no need to put everything out there for the world to see.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:44 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
A gay one.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:44 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
At reception on my moms side, Cherokee blood.
Someone comes up and says “they’re fighting outside”
Cousin I’m talkin to rips off his jacket and makes a mad dash outside.
I grab mom and ol girl, tell them we’re outta here.
We walk outside, it’s all of our own gang fighting each other.
SMFH
Someone comes up and says “they’re fighting outside”
Cousin I’m talkin to rips off his jacket and makes a mad dash outside.
I grab mom and ol girl, tell them we’re outta here.
We walk outside, it’s all of our own gang fighting each other.
SMFH
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:45 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Went to a wedding in Houston in August.
Walked from the chapel down to the reception at River Oaks CC. About a mile walk in 98 degree heat. No shuttle was offered except for family and the bridal party.
Everyone is sweating their asses off, fortunately it was an open bar. Cocktail hour stretched into 3 hours as the food was delayed. When it came out, everyone got a tiny chicken breast with a slab of Parmesan cheese melted on top, filling the room with a humid, pungent odor. It was a horrific smell in the ballroom, a lethal combination of spilled tequila, sweat, and sour cheese.
Barely anyone ate their entree, leading to everyone getting plastered. People were dropping their glasses on the dance floor, glass everywhere. The speeches were unintelligible. One of the bridesmaids left in an Uber needing to get her stomach pumped.
Other than that, it was beautiful.
Walked from the chapel down to the reception at River Oaks CC. About a mile walk in 98 degree heat. No shuttle was offered except for family and the bridal party.
Everyone is sweating their asses off, fortunately it was an open bar. Cocktail hour stretched into 3 hours as the food was delayed. When it came out, everyone got a tiny chicken breast with a slab of Parmesan cheese melted on top, filling the room with a humid, pungent odor. It was a horrific smell in the ballroom, a lethal combination of spilled tequila, sweat, and sour cheese.
Barely anyone ate their entree, leading to everyone getting plastered. People were dropping their glasses on the dance floor, glass everywhere. The speeches were unintelligible. One of the bridesmaids left in an Uber needing to get her stomach pumped.
Other than that, it was beautiful.
Posted on 7/22/23 at 12:45 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
A gay one.
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