Favorite team:LSU 
Location:reading the chicken bones
Biography:Being God's mentor
Interests:moonlit walks, tai chi, parakeets, and voodoo
Occupation:watching and waiting
Number of Posts:1713
Registered on:4/5/2008
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re: 10 Most Stolen Cars in Louisiana - Flashback
All u need is a flat nail bar, one of those small claw tools used to pick up objects in tight places, and 10 seconds. Thats how easy it is to get in a door providing it has the lock on top of the doors. I looked it up on YouTube when I locked my keys in my lamborghini. Too easy....
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re: Did you ever engage w/ a minor after you turned 18? - Flashback
That would be felony carnal knowledge of a minor if the difference is over 4 years. If you're 22 you would be better off leaving her alone. If you're 20 or under its a misdemeanor....
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re: Bahia in yard want to start over - Flashback
Spray it with MSM (aka blade or manor) when temp drops below 90 and you will no longer have a bahai problem....
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re: Amazon Delivery Driver Drops Off a Bag of Poop on Family's Driveway - Flashback
Never mind. I actually read the story....
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re: Amazon Delivery Driver Drops Off a Bag of Poop on Family's Driveway - Flashback
I know a guy that used to buy tiger shite from a worker at a zoo. He placed it around his marijuana plants to deter animals from eating his plants. Maybe it was something like that....
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re: Fun Facts - Flashback
The biggest baby ever in the world eventually played football at LSU. ...
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re: On what date do you expect sex - Flashback
Whats your outlook on a first date dukke v? Where would be a proper place to take someone on the first date?...
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re: On what date do you expect sex - Flashback
[quote]Many women are open to date 1 sex it's just most men are pussies and think that going for it on date 1 makes them seem like a not nice guy and a player only using her for sex Wrong [/quote] Thanks pussy whisperer....
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re: Truckers should not be allowed in the left hand lane. Period. - Flashback
[quote]Who do you think will win that battle, Einstein. You people are on EVERYONE'S arse because you are a reckless driver. You weren't whipped enough as a child and throw temper tantrums in the highway while controlling a deadly weapon. Get hold of yourselves and stop playing Russian ro...
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re: Truckers should not be allowed in the left hand lane. Period. - Flashback
I don't have a problem with most truckers, but I do like messing with them. When they get in the fast lane to pass someone, I get up on their ass, so they can't see me. They know I'm there, though. When they get in the left lane, I stay behind them so thet still can't see me. I'll wait for a minute...
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re: Truckers should not be allowed in the left hand lane. Period. - Flashback
[quote]You're a moron. Interstates were made for the military.[/quote] Your mom has a dick....
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re: Truckers should not be allowed in the left hand lane. Period. - Flashback
I used to feel that way about truckers, but I spend a lot of time on the road. They have to make a living too and honestly the interstates were made for them....
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re: Monroe - what's there to do? - Flashback
[quote]I would think that getting a blow job from a dude through a hole in a port a John must have been very unnerving. You poor dear.[/quote] Not me, boy. I'm scared of gay people....
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re: Monroe - what's there to do? - Flashback
The port a John has a hole cut out for someone to stick their dick in. I thought it was odd until I heard those gay boys talking about it. It was there in may. ...
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re: Monroe - what's there to do? - Flashback
Monroe apparently has a large gay population. I went up there to do some wake boarding. We unloaded our boat at the ramp on the north side of town. I went to the bathroom and encountered 2 gay guys in there talking about who was going to man the port a John to give blow jobs through the hole. It's l...
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re: Move over, Bieber, the torch has been passed - Flashback
[quote]That video just turned my son gay [/quote] I think your situation is a case of the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I told u watching gay porn wasn't normal....
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re: Monroe - what's there to do? - Flashback
Theres a glory hole down by the boat ramp. Look for the port a john with a hole in it....
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re: Hurricane Season - July - Don is Dead - Flashback
This thing is apparently going to hang out in the ocean for the rest of the summer. Just make landfall, dammit!...
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re: What is the deal with New Orleans? - Flashback
[quote]Why is it such a piece of shit?[/quote] The government doesn't value taxpayers aND cater to the ones that suck off of the government's tit....
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re: Aunt catches nephew getting some on couch and cusses him like a dog (nsfw) - Flashback
Cliff notes. That aunt had a hard days work at the hospital, swung by Winn-Dixie for some grub, and busted nephew trying to make a porno on her couch. She proceeded to cuss him and the girl like dogs and complained of cum on the couch....
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