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What’s the trashiest wedding you’ve ever attended

Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:38 am
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16064 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:38 am
I went to one where the food caterer was raising canes. That’s my top

I asked the groom about it because he really was a good buddy of mine from college and he said you can’t beat the tail gate price I just shook my head and laughed
This post was edited on 7/22/23 at 10:42 am
Posted by BayouBengal23
BR
Member since Mar 2019
571 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:40 am to
In New Iberia. Bud lights were flowing and the bride was twerking on everyone
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:41 am to
Most weddings I go to I wish there was a plate of juicy chicken tenders hidden under table cloth somewhere.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27450 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:42 am to
JOP signed my first marriage license during LSU arkansas at his house wearing LSU gear.






We were eloping the next week and didn't feel like doing paperwork in the destination state.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27450 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:45 am to
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Bud lights were flowing and the bride was twerking on everyone


Boss move during the money dance is to pull up a chair and hand her a stack of ones.

Judge the room, but it usually gets a good laugh.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55725 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:45 am to
midwest. a couple of jeans and hoodies wearers (white people from the country). cash bar.
Posted by 88Wildcat
Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
13953 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:46 am to
My niece's first wedding was outdoors and haybales were used for chairs.
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
12401 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:46 am to
I haven’t been to this one, but has anyone seen the YouTube video of the bride singing buck Cherry while she walked down the aisle?
This post was edited on 7/22/23 at 10:47 am
Posted by Nodust
Member since Aug 2010
22632 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:46 am to
In front of a trailer in a small town Mississippi. The dozen people attending wedding were waiting then a phone call told the bride the groom had been arrested. Justice of the Peace officiating wedding got on phone and was able to drive the next town over with bride and get groom released to come get married. Believe he had to report back to courthouse next day after wedding.

Don't remember anything about food after. That was 30 years ago.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54731 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:47 am to
I am past the wedding group

Was at a funeral in the past decade where the family got in a fight and knocked over the open casket and the body rolled out. There are Jerry Springer episodes with less fighting and trashiness.
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1836 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:50 am to
My own damn brother’s wedding was Aerosmith-themed. Yes, that’s right. Bridesmaids looked like wannabe strippers. I was the best man… Every other wedding I’ve attended or participated in was traditional and thoughtful. That thing was a shitshow.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41825 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:51 am to
At a hotel in Houma - not sure why we went

Oh it was my husband’s cousin
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
4669 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:52 am to
Went to one where the groom and groomsmen all wore camo ties and cummerbunds and were all outside funneling beers 5 minutes before the wedding.
Posted by tiger rag 93
KCMO
Member since Oct 2007
2572 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:52 am to
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Was at a funeral in the past decade where the family got in a fight and knocked over the open casket and the body rolled out.


This just didn’t happen
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10600 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 10:57 am to
The invite was sent via e-mail and it was BYOB. Not kidding.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54731 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:03 am to
I wish, sadly it did.

It is one time in my life where almost every negative mountain / Southern stereotype was in full display. Today everybody would have captured it on their cell phone and posted it on TiC TOC.

Posted by NOLATiger163
Insane State of NOLA
Member since Aug 2018
459 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:17 am to
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JOP signed my first marriage license during LSU arkansas at his house wearing LSU gear. We were eloping the next week and didn't feel like doing paperwork in the destination state.
Did the JoP actually marry you or only sign a marriage license? Because if you had a marriage ceremony in another state based on a Louisiana marriage license, you might well not be legally married.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11352 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:19 am to
College buddy's wedding in Arkansas...ceremony was at 10 AM...full mass then reception followed at 11 in the schools fricking cafeteria. We were treated to a luke warm lunch, his brother figuring out the acoustic guitar as he went on "stage" and....punch. I to this day don't know why I wore a suit to this thing as the groom was the only one not in jeans. At a certain point he pulled us aside and said sorry....her family is religious...but I got yall! Check the back room. There was a case of warm af bud light. After the festivities wrapped up at noon sharp, we were told to take a wedding favor...which had also been the decoration.... a Mason jar full of what I'm sure was great value brand olive oil w the couples pictures floating inside.

Worth mentioning I drove 5 hours to be at this thing....
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41825 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:22 am to
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full mass

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her family is religious

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back room. There was a case of warm af bud light

The best part of Catholic weddings is the open bar, this story didn’t happen
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11352 posts
Posted on 7/22/23 at 11:24 am to
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The best part of Catholic weddings is the open bar, this story didn’t happen


You misunderstand.....HE was catholic and SHE converted. Her family that paid what I imagine was $200 total for this reception was Baptist. It was literally the worst of both worlds
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