re: Spinoff: When being too fat impairs your sex life... (NSFW)

Posted by LSUGrrrl

Frisco, TX

Member since Jul 2007

32879 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 3:05 pm to saint amant steve

Give him this book:

Best Sex For Fat People: 10 Incredibley Satisfying Positions To Give Her A Nice Coming

Posted by trom83

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Oct 2013

4724 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 3:07 pm to saint amant steve

The fact that you know that much of your friend's relationship with only meeting the girl once makes me believe that you're actually talking about yourself. That sucks you can't even bang a fatty.

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Posted by TigernMS12

Member since Jan 2013

5530 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 3:10 pm to trom83

There is so much wrong with this thread that I don't know where to begin.

Posted by JohnZeroQ

Pelicans of Lafourche

Member since Jan 2012

8513 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 3:14 pm to saint amant steve

I have not ever laughed reading a thread more than this one.

Posted by trom83

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Oct 2013

4724 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 3:15 pm to JohnZeroQ

quote:
I have not ever laughed reading a thread more than this one.

There's been many threads that have been extremely funny to read. This is one of them.

Posted by saint amant steve

Baton Rouge

Member since Aug 2008

5695 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 3:21 pm to trom83

quote:
The fact that you know that much of your friend's relationship with only meeting the girl once makes me believe that you're actually talking about yourself.

Do you not talk to your friends?

Posted by trom83

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Oct 2013

4724 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 3:34 pm to saint amant steve

If I was banging a fatty, I'd keep that shite to myself

Posted by Jwodie

New Orleans

Member since Sep 2009

7202 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 3:45 pm to PoppaD

quote:
She's probably already got a 2 foot long black dildo. Maybe he can use that on her and then jerk off on her face.

Posted by CharlesLSU

Member since Jan 2007

31890 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 3:59 pm to saint amant steve

Salad spoons....

Posted by weadjust

Member since Aug 2012

15092 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 4:02 pm to Jwodie

He could frick her in the belly button. Clean out the lint/cheeto crumbs and put some KY warming lube in there and get after it

This post was edited on 9/10/15 at 4:10 pm

Posted by trom83

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Oct 2013

4724 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 4:05 pm to weadjust

Posted by REB BEER

Laffy Yet

Member since Dec 2010

16185 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 4:48 pm to saint amant steve

quote:
He said he struggles to thrust deep enough to truly enjoy the act because his gut and her fat get in the way, both figuratively and literally.

Had sex don't care?

Posted by HaveMercy

Member since Dec 2014

3000 posts

Posted on 9/10/15 at 4:58 pm to elposter

quote:
She used the device to lift her abdominal folds so the assistant could reach underneath to clean. One day she volunteered that she also used her "helper" to have sex. She said she would lie on her back and use the rod to lift her folds so her hubby could, as she said, "get to it". She seemed quite pleased with her ingenuity too.

After reading that I may never eat again. Instead of nutritional information, this paragraph should be printed on the wrappers and bags of all fattening foods. Posters with large neon letters should be placed prominatly in all fast food restaurants.
There, I just solved the obesity epidemic...