LSUGrrrl

[quote]Did you know that they will only bury you in a bra if your family specifies and brings one?[/quote] Wait. What? They better put a damn bra on me. I don’t want side titty until I completely decay. That’s just uncomfortable. ...

Hey berg :cheers: I’d really like to bring my son for a good home game this year so he can experience Death Valley at its best. He’s only been to neutral site or away games since he was 7 or 8. ...

She says she had a glass of wine hours earlier at lunch but had some sort of seizure in her legs that caused the accident. Prosecution says she was drunk. Guess she refused testing. ...

I love bacon but if I want to eat bacon, I just eat bacon. I don’t need anything else I’m eating to just taste like bacon. Nurse - I have a Caymus cab here but I’ll only share. Not shipping to you. ...

Wait. I’m rethinking things. I forgot I used to be able to eat things like that. I need to come home for a visit bc I forgot about pecan shrimp and trout almondine. :drool:...

Yall are some nutty people. Pecan pie is my limit with nuts in food. ...

Noooooo...

[quote]Hey now.[/quote] :lol: I understand. I take my chicken salad seriously, too. [quote]That works. I am of the opinion that chicken salad requires fruit, and frick no raisins do not count.[/quote] I like the crunch apples add on top of the taste. ...

Chicken salad...

[quote]Just wait until they are adults. They call you with all kinds of plans and DO NOT want any advice or suggestions from you. Then when stuff goes epically sideways they also want to call and freak out/complain. Well.... I drink celebratory wine for not telling them I told you so.[/quote] ...