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re: Spinoff: When being too fat impairs your sex life... (NSFW)
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:34 pm to saint amant steve
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:34 pm to saint amant steve
You're a douchebag and you're tying too hard with this made up story.
This post was edited on 9/10/15 at 5:35 pm
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Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:35 pm to iAmBatman
This post was edited on 9/10/15 at 5:44 pm
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:54 pm to saint amant steve
First off, tell your friend to turn the details back a bit. A lot.
Tell him to turn off the lights and find a fold he likes.
He's got more choices than most people and practically built in birth control, that's a win in my book.
He needs to quit bitchin.
Tell him to turn off the lights and find a fold he likes.
He's got more choices than most people and practically built in birth control, that's a win in my book.
He needs to quit bitchin.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 6:34 pm to soccerfüt
Derp says... Eat a salad
Posted on 9/10/15 at 6:38 pm to saint amant steve
When you're that fat, you don't deserve sex.
...or ice cream
...or ice cream
Posted on 9/10/15 at 6:49 pm to saint amant steve
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he struggles to thrust deep enough to truly enjoy the act because his gut and her fat get in the way, both figuratively and literally.
they are both young. if they so choose, they can lose a pound a week and in two years be in fighting trim, and be in the sexual olympics.
In the meanwhile, love and mouths will have to suffice, and "toys".
Posted on 9/10/15 at 8:13 pm to saint amant steve
This will help him. My best friend swears by it. He is fat. He talked about it so much I bought a set. It's fricking awesome. I must say. All the kids are courtesy of the big ramp.
LINK
LINK
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