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re: Spinoff: When being too fat impairs your sex life... (NSFW)
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:41 pm to saint amant steve
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:41 pm to saint amant steve
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The girl he met is also pretty big. I've only met her in person once but if I were to guess she's about 5'6" and anywhere from 250-275 pounds if I'm being conservative.
Stop!!
Two fat people can't frick
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He said he struggles to thrust deep enough to truly enjoy the act because his gut and her fat get in the way, both figuratively and literally.
Told you
This post was edited on 9/10/15 at 1:43 pm
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Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:42 pm to saint amant steve
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I once took care of a patient who was 4' 9" and >350 lbs. She had a pendulous abd that literally hung to her knees. She was able to ambulate to the bathroom for bowel movements but unable to reach her privates to clean them. At home she used a shower attachment, for the hospital she brought her "helper" which consisted of an approx 2 1/2 foot length of well worn wooden rod--like a broom handle.
She used the device to lift her abdominal folds so the assistant could reach underneath to clean. One day she volunteered that she also used her "helper" to have sex. She said she would lie on her back and use the rod to lift her folds so her hubby could, as she said, "get to it". She seemed quite pleased with her ingenuity too.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:42 pm to saint amant steve
At least the fatties won't be able to procreate, stopping the chain of them raising future generations of fatties.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:42 pm to BigPerm30
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I would envision doggy style would be the only thing that would work
this would be the last position I would suggest 2 fat people try...unless he is hung like a mule
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:43 pm to saint amant steve
Can you imagine the smell in that room 
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:43 pm to saint amant steve
Pick a different fold?
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:44 pm to saint amant steve
#fatlivesmatter
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:45 pm to elposter
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I once took care of a patient who was 4' 9" and >350 lbs. She had a pendulous abd that literally hung to her knees. She was able to ambulate to the bathroom for bowel movements but unable to reach her privates to clean them. At home she used a shower attachment, for the hospital she brought her "helper" which consisted of an approx 2 1/2 foot length of well worn wooden rod--like a broom handle.
She used the device to lift her abdominal folds so the assistant could reach underneath to clean. One day she volunteered that she also used her "helper" to have sex. She said she would lie on her back and use the rod to lift her folds so her hubby could, as she said, "get to it". She seemed quite pleased with her ingenuity too.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:46 pm to saint amant steve
Are you still dating that fat chick?
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:48 pm to saint amant steve
I didn't think fat people had sex. At least that's what I keep telling myself. 
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:48 pm to saint amant steve
I've started thinking of this kind of stuff as leaving presents for your future self. He's 25 or so, right? Imagine if just for one year, he laid off the fast food, alcohol, crap food or whatever it is that's keeping his weight high. Really make an effort for 365 days and see what comes of it.
365 days...at 25. In 2 decades he'll likely have a hard time REMEMBERING being 25.
That's fricking nothing...it's a blip.
But...35 year old him will be SO HAPPY he did that for him!
In the end, it's a wager you play against yourself. Do you sacrifice future happiness for current ease, or do you forego a little bit of current happiness or fulfillment to make your future self happier and healthier?
365 days...at 25. In 2 decades he'll likely have a hard time REMEMBERING being 25.
That's fricking nothing...it's a blip.
But...35 year old him will be SO HAPPY he did that for him!
In the end, it's a wager you play against yourself. Do you sacrifice future happiness for current ease, or do you forego a little bit of current happiness or fulfillment to make your future self happier and healthier?
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:49 pm to saint amant steve
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He said he struggles to thrust deep enough to truly enjoy the act because his gut and her fat get in the way, both figuratively and literally.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:51 pm to GeauxTigerTM
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Imagine if just for one year, he laid off the fast food, alcohol, crap food or whatever it is that's keeping his weight high. Really make an effort for 365 days and see what comes of it.
they want the weight loss surgery...most people don't want to make real sacrifices. Watch 600# life and you will learn quick that these people are all about making excuses.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:57 pm to Topwater Trout
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most people don't want to make real sacrifices.
True...like someone said earlier, hard work is hard.
But truth be told, a lot of it REALLY isn't that hard. For most, especially at that age, it's simply a matter of actually paying attention to what you eat and how much of it you stick in your mouth. Cut out crap food then reduce the input to less than what you burn and math takes over.
An app like My Fitness Pal and a bit of self control can make all the difference for someone who actually wants to make a change.
When you get down to a manageable weight, then you can start cardio, weights, etc.
But this guy isn't 300+ because he eats skinless chicken breasts and broccoli all the time... Start simple...eat better food and less of it.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:58 pm to Topwater Trout
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he knows she can get on top right?
Sounds like he would still have to lift his gut up towards his chest and she would have to reverse so her gut could hang out the way.
That was nasty to type.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 1:58 pm to ctiger69
Probably not even "hard" work. Just a little effort.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:00 pm to Topwater Trout
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this would be the last position I would suggest 2 fat people try...unless he is hung like a mule
This shows how much real life experience I have at this. I can only theorize these types of things.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:04 pm to saint amant steve
Is her face and mouth really fat...? 
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:06 pm to rantfan
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