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re: Spinoff: When being too fat impairs your sex life... (NSFW)

Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:06 pm to
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

Is her face and mouth really fat...?



Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:06 pm to
serious question: where does your friend live?

Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

So you a fatty


Hardly. We all have something that we're not proud of...
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

I would envision doggy style would be the only thing that would work.


That was the first thing I suggested. He said her arse is too big.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:10 pm to
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

In the end, it's a wager you play against yourself. Do you sacrifice future happiness for current ease, or do you forego a little bit of current happiness or fulfillment to make your future self happier and healthier?


I agree wholeheartedly. He's tried losing weight before, but he usually just bails after a couple of weeks.

Every now and then I would get him to go workout with me but he never really seemed to break past the "newby" stage.
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:12 pm to
where is your friend from?

Posted by tigersaint24
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2014
1656 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:12 pm to
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2098 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:13 pm to
You just hold that belly roll up with the top of your head and get her to spread her legs as wide as she can.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:14 pm to
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where is your friend from?


Germany originally.
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:17 pm to
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Germany originally.


where does he live now?
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

But this guy isn't 300+ because he eats skinless chicken breasts and broccoli all the time... Start simple...eat better food and less of it.


The funny thing is that I've always managed to eat more than him. I like to give him a hard time how he couldn't even finish 15 chicken wings, yet I have put down 40+ in one sitting.

The difference is that I eat very clean, about 90% of the time, and I work out religiously.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18498 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:17 pm to
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doggy style
quote:

He said her arse is too big.
Naw, his dick ain't long enough













Sorry about that
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

where is the nsfw? I was expecting fatty photos


Forgive me for not wanting to blind everyone on the OT.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

where does he live now?


why you so concerned with where this dude lives?
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

why you so concerned with where this dude lives?


cause one of my coworkers (female) was telling me this exact same story this morning. so...if I know where he lives, then i'll know it's her and him involved. haha
Posted by GeauxTigerTM
Member since Sep 2006
30596 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:23 pm to
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He's tried losing weight before, but he usually just bails after a couple of weeks


At 25 there really is no excuse, and it only gets harder.

First thing would be realize that there is no gimmick...there's no "diet" that's going to make you drop 100 pounds.

It's math...that's all. Burn more gas than you put in the tank.

The biggest issue for me was that even though I instinctively knew this and was eating really good food, without counting things and being precise I'd eat more than I needed. When the math is on the wrong side, you need to really work hard to move the needle. When it isn't, things are easier.

Best thing to do would be to get used to being what I call American Hungry. Not really hungry like people who are starving...but American Hungry, where you could eat something now but you know you have a meal coming in a few hours so you could just wait until then if you wanted to. Until he can be ok with being a little hungry all the time and understanding that's normal, he'll have a rough go of it. After that, it's all about the effort he puts in.

But seriously...at 25 is the time to do that shite. If I had a tie machine I'd beat the ever living shite out of 25 year old me before I'd do anything worthwhile for humanity with the damn thing.
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
3590 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:27 pm to
evolution!

thats why some people have extra long penises. Nobody else with a small pecker could impregnate such a beast.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4432 posts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:43 pm to
Just tell him to get on top of her. He may need to lay a couple of phone books down on each side of her so that his hands can reach the ground.
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