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re: She finally farted around me
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:16 am to theantiquetiger
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:16 am to theantiquetiger
People. It's just a fart. Believe me, there are a lot worse things coming your way in a relationship (marriage).
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Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:40 am to Germinator
Don't take it as she's comfortable with you yet...... that comes when you taking a shite and she comes in and brushes her teeth. That's when the honeymoon is over.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:44 am to Germinator
As my brother told me years ago, women don't fart, they fluff. Does sound more feminine and not quite as nasty. 
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:48 am to Germinator
After my wife had the baby, she lost control for about three days. Was interesting.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:50 am to Clames
quote:
Why wasn't your penis blocking it?
This
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:54 am to CHEDBALLZ
quote:
Don't take it as she's comfortable with you yet...... that comes when you taking a shite and she comes in and brushes her teeth. That's when the honeymoon is over.
this
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:24 am to LSUballs
quote:Flagellation? LOL wut? Did she fart on him and then whip him? Do you mean flatulence?
Flagellation is not an acceptable attribute in an a woman.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:27 am to coolpapaboze
quote:. I picture a big ole gal in a single wide beating the frick out of some skinny arse redneck.
Flagellation? LOL wut? Did she fart on him and then whip him?
Posted on 3/15/14 at 9:04 am to OTIS2
true story:
a buddy of mine wife walked into a the mbr closet and said samn these shoes stink; to which he replied yes because you shite in them
a buddy of mine wife walked into a the mbr closet and said samn these shoes stink; to which he replied yes because you shite in them
Posted on 3/15/14 at 9:37 am to LSUballs
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Flagellation is not an acceptable attribute in an a woman. End of discussion.
Well, unless you're into S&M, bondage, that sort of thing.
Flagellation - the act of methodically beating the human body with special implements such as whips, lashes, rods, switches, the cat o' nine tails, the sjambok, etc. Typically, flogging is imposed on an unwilling subject as a punishment; however, it can also be submitted to willingly, or performed on oneself, in religious or sadomasochistic contexts.
I suspect you meant flatulation.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 9:39 am to Germinator
Let me guess... You got the weirdest Boner and you don't know how to feel about that, right?
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 9:40 am
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:04 am to SaintEB
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If you ever plan on having kids, get used to it. Pregnant women do stuff they wouldn't normally do and can't do anything about it.
Yes, and their farts could knock a buzzard off a shite wagon.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:13 am to BRgetthenet
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Take a dump on her when she's sleeping. When she wakes up pitching a fit, go sit down. Tell her very calmly, that's what it's like to you when she farts and that she's ruining the marriage.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:13 am to Germinator
Unless you just finished giving her anal, farts are unacceptable.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:24 am to LSUwag
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Unless you just finished giving her anal, farts are unacceptable.
Were you home-schooled?
Everyone farts. There's nothing wrong with it.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 11:28 am to Angry Penguin
quote:
After my wife had the baby, she lost control for about three days. Was interesting.
I found this funny, for some reason....
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:09 pm to Spankum
Flatulence is unacceptable. I dont do it around any SO Ive had, and none have ever done it around me. Excuse yourself to the bathroom, or something, but I don't want to hear it.
If thats a problen, then a girl doesn't have to date me, I'll find someone else.
If thats a problen, then a girl doesn't have to date me, I'll find someone else.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:16 pm to Germinator
Run.
The smallest thing that you don't like about someone will only get bigger with time. If you don't like it know you will hate it more and more as time goes on until it consumes your entire relationship.
Also means she's either been married or preggers before cause girls don't fart or shite until one of those two things happen to them
The smallest thing that you don't like about someone will only get bigger with time. If you don't like it know you will hate it more and more as time goes on until it consumes your entire relationship.
Also means she's either been married or preggers before cause girls don't fart or shite until one of those two things happen to them
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:18 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
Take a dump on her when she's sleeping. When she wakes up pitching a fit, go sit down.
Tell her very calmly, that's what it's like to you when she farts and that she's ruining the marriage.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:37 pm to Germinator
Keep her! 
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