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Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:54 pm to CockHolliday
You sound very experienced in the matter lol
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:55 pm to Spankum
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I have heard that woman farts smell like bubble gum....so you may be missing out...
Women farts are the worst smelling things ever.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:56 pm to molsusports
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flagellation?
If my woman did that, it would be time to eject.
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 11:57 pm
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:08 am to TH03
quote:Are you? It's pretty immature to freak out over a girl farting.
toot? what are you, 5?
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:11 am to Melvin
Bunch of immature/insecure mofos in here.
NEWS FLASH -- HUMAN BEINGS FART
NEWS FLASH -- HUMAN BEINGS FART
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:11 am to Melvin
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Are you? It's pretty immature to freak out over a girl farting.
Exactly.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:28 am to Ghostfacedistiller
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:38 am to BayouBengals03
No one must stay up later than their girl. Girls fart are night long in there sleep. You guys talk about Piihb, stay up all night while she sleeps. You will never want to put your penis there again.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:41 am to miamitiger
quote:Probably because they're holding it in all day because their girly husbands will get all grossed out if they hear it. That stuff has to come out at some point.
No one must stay up later than their girl. Girls fart are night long in there sleep. You guys talk about Piihb, stay up all night while she sleeps. You will never want to put your penis there again.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:45 am to Germinator
Three daughters and a Mrs... Women are repulsive farters.
She has worked hard to shield you this long. 1 year?.. Marry her.. They are all methane machines.
She has worked hard to shield you this long. 1 year?.. Marry her.. They are all methane machines.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:46 am to Melvin
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:51 am to Spankum
It did not stink
Posted on 3/15/14 at 12:52 am to 2close2Gainesville
Posted on 3/15/14 at 1:42 am to Germinator
My ex used to fart on me in bed. Like press her arse up to me and rip wind all over me. I tolerated it because I would piss on her in the shower and take dumps in the bathtub. It's all about perspective.
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 1:42 am
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:40 am to LSUballs
I agree with LSUBalls.If they're trying to hold it in until you leave the room and some squeaks out in a high pitched cartoonish sound,then that's kind of cute.
But if they roll up on a hip and let it rip then tat's not cool.jmho
But if they roll up on a hip and let it rip then tat's not cool.jmho
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I would piss on her in the shower and take dumps in the bathtub. It's all about perspective.
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 6:02 am
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:51 am to Tiger Ryno
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Everyone farts. My wife took a while but she can rip the deadliest silent ones
its those damn veggies that she eats and then she giggles
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:57 am to Gorilla Ball
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then she giggles
You get a woman laughing and she pees a little,passes a little gas.May be possible they could have an orgasm. This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 5:59 am
Posted on 3/15/14 at 5:59 am to Germinator
I don't recall ever really hearing/smelling the Misses and we have lived together 10 years or so. I don't lean over and rip them on her either and make a production out of it.
Our dog used to do it and some of them were so bad it would clear the room and we would crack up, but we don't act like the Honey Boo Boo family burping and farting on each other.
Our dog used to do it and some of them were so bad it would clear the room and we would crack up, but we don't act like the Honey Boo Boo family burping and farting on each other.
Posted on 3/15/14 at 7:15 am to Titus Pullo
If you ever plan on having kids, get used to it. Pregnant women do stuff they wouldn't normally do and can't do anything about it.
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