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Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:10 pm to Topwater Trout
Everyone lets one slip accidentally now and then, so if it's just once in a while that's fine. As long as she doesn't make it a habit or starts to not give a frick.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:10 pm to Germinator
Take a dump on her when she's sleeping. When she wakes up pitching a fit, go sit down.
Tell her very calmly, that's what it's like to you when she farts and that she's ruining the marriage.
Tell her very calmly, that's what it's like to you when she farts and that she's ruining the marriage.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:11 pm to Clames
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Why wasn't your penis blocking it?
Haha
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:12 pm to zztop1234
No wave lulz
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:13 pm to Germinator
It means she's cheating on you.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:14 pm to Camp Randall
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I've been married for 9 years and never heard or smelled my wife fart.
You will. To me, that is strange behavior.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:14 pm to blue_morrison
All the women I've dated never did that around me and I always appreciated it. I knew that the hour long bubble baths was probably when it went down so unless they called me in there I would stay away. I don't want to know.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:15 pm to Topwater Trout
I don't get it.
Farting is a bonding issue and funny too.
Farting is a bonding issue and funny too.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:15 pm to BRgetthenet
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Take a dump on her when she's sleeping. When she wakes up pitching a fit, go sit down. Tell her very calmly, that's what it's like to you when she farts and that she's ruining the marriage.
frickin A Net. frickin A.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:19 pm to LSUballs
quote:Flatulation. Flagellation means something completely different, unless she's whipping someone with shite.
Flagellation is not an acceptable attribute in an a woman.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:21 pm to Germinator
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It really had no smell to it. She looks at me after and says "Sorry babe" in this cute girl voice. WTF, how can I be mad at that
You can't. It's funny once in a while (a long while). Remember, the site is full of trolls and nerds. So either they're fricking with you or they're fat and lonely and smelling their own farts as we speak.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:26 pm to CrazyTigerFan
My phone kept giving me misspelled feedback when I tried to type it. After about three tries I gave up and tried to convinced myself that flagellation was the correct spelling of the word I was shooting for 
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:28 pm to Germinator
It starts all innocent and funny, but give it time. People get gassier as they get older.
The girl who let's loose a few in her 20's becomes the woman who's awful arresting odor is so powerful it actually wakes you up from a dead sleep at night.
The girl who let's loose a few in her 20's becomes the woman who's awful arresting odor is so powerful it actually wakes you up from a dead sleep at night.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:31 pm to Kcrad
Queefs are funny.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:42 pm to LSUballs
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My phone kept giving me misspelled feedback when I tried to type it. After about three tries I gave up and tried to convinced myself that flagellation was the correct spelling of the word I was shooting for
I'm surprised it took a whole page for someone to correct you on that.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:48 pm to Germinator
Next thing you know, she'll be commandeering the remote and drinking PBR with your buddies having belching contests and seeing who can clear a room the fastest. Hell she might even make an ID on here and start bragging about how much more of a man she is than her husband.
J/K, savor it man. Cherish that colonic harmonic resonance.
J/K about that too.
J/K, savor it man. Cherish that colonic harmonic resonance.
J/K about that too.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:51 pm to blue_morrison
God I hope not
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:52 pm to LSUballs
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Flagellation is not an acceptable attribute in an a woman.
flagellation?
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