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re: She finally farted around me

Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9350 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:02 pm to
Go on Youtube and search for "Breaking the Barrier" Funny as hell.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14942 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 2:16 pm to
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Bunch of immature/insecure mofos in here.

NEWS FLASH -- HUMAN BEINGS FART



I distinctly remember a medical school lecture that explicitly states that the opposite it true.
This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 2:17 pm
Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
40100 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 3:11 pm to
She farts about 14 times a day. Science.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22064 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 3:16 pm to


Some of your dudes are taking this alpha thing too far. A fart is a reason to dump your woman??
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 3:18 pm to
She's quit taking the pill. be careful. Bitch wants a baby and a ring.
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18832 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

Thoughts?


Dump this UN-cultured redneck now.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5277 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:05 pm to
Sounds like she's comfortable around you. Looks like you have a keeper.
Posted by RBWilliams8
Member since Oct 2009
53417 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:07 pm to
She was testing you. If you didn't rip one right back and best her, you have given her dominance over your domain.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5277 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:26 pm to
That's a different way of looking at it. Lol
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14942 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

She was testing you. If you didn't rip one right back and best her, you have given her dominance over your domain.



A buddy of mine is winning the "competition" of loudest fart with his SO. I use the term "competition" loosely, as it implies that non-crossfitting women can fart even close to as loud as a full-grown man.
Posted by hay fighting tiger
hay field
Member since Oct 2007
501 posts
Posted on 3/15/14 at 10:46 pm to
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Our one year is on the 23rd this month

If you know this, you deserve what you get. geez.I hope is smelled like gravy.
Posted by hay fighting tiger
hay field
Member since Oct 2007
501 posts
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This post was edited on 3/15/14 at 10:49 pm
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9207 posts
Posted on 9/14/16 at 7:09 pm to
I would die if I walked in and saw that.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 9/14/16 at 7:10 pm to
Wow, what a bump
Posted by TulaneUVA
Member since Jun 2005
25884 posts
Posted on 9/14/16 at 7:10 pm to
Seriously. What s terrible bump

Must have been doing that annual "search for farts related threads"
This post was edited on 9/14/16 at 7:12 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/14/16 at 7:11 pm to
Honestly, it means she's a keeper and it's time to start looking for rings. That fart is her way of telling you she's loyal and in it for the long haul.

If that's not what you want...you're screwed.
Posted by Haughtonboy
kansas
Member since Nov 2011
1753 posts
Posted on 9/14/16 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

Flagellation
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80187 posts
Posted on 9/14/16 at 7:19 pm to
Ask her to do it on your face next time
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 9/14/16 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

Ask her to do it on your face next time




The ol Galapagos Gumdrop, huh?
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84065 posts
Posted on 9/14/16 at 8:01 pm to
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I've been married for 9 years and never heard or smelled my wife fart.



bullshite
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