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Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by laangler21
On the lake.
Member since May 2012
3034 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:09 pm to
Only 2 urinals at our office, and 3 stalls. If someone is at one of the urinals, I will take the stall. Other than that I dont avoid them.
Posted by No8Easy2
& ( . ) ( . ) 's
Member since Mar 2014
11666 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:26 pm to
dont cross the streams total protonic reversal
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Member since Jan 2011
22138 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:31 pm to
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esearchers found that sitting on a toilet, as most men well know, results in the least amount of splash-back (the contact point is much closer). They also discovered something likely few men have considered—that urine follows what is known as the Plateau-Rayleigh instability—where a pee stream breaks up into drops before striking something else. That's the worst thing that can happen, the team reports, because each drop creates splash-back.

I sit an pee in the urinal, just to be extra careful.
Posted by bobaftt1212
Hills of TN
Member since Mar 2013
1316 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:31 pm to
it depends on if there is a space in the urinals. Gotta leave at least one between me and another guy or hit the stall
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:32 pm to
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They're probably snorting coke.

Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:34 pm to
OP's Fantasy:

Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
3460 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:36 pm to
This seems appropriate here:

Dinesh from 'Silicon Valley' has a hilarious urinal experience at Comic Con - LINK

Eyes forward, Gary!
This post was edited on 6/25/15 at 1:38 pm
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Embarrassed about someone seeing their junk?


Do you like/enjoy attending weenie watching parties?
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:42 pm to
No, I didn't even know that was a thing. Like where would I even go to see one of those?
Posted by CowboyPride
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
226 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:58 pm to
I like to get some distance when I'm arching it in...



Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 1:59 pm to
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Yep I know exactly what you are talking about. It's a pain, especially in crowded bathrooms


Haha I know right. It's such a mindfrick too. In Tiger Stadium, there are them little dividers and I'm hammered drunk with 15 dudes behind me. No problem at all.

But sober in an airport or something where it's a big wide open urinal section gives me the most fricked up anxiety. I hurry and try and start before someone comes up next to me.

Pee troughs like at Freds/Pat Os/etc absolutely terrify me. I used to pee outside of Sports in Tigerland. No shame. It's a condition, MAN!!!
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62932 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 2:03 pm to
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People who won't pee in urinals have little dicks /thread


I feel like this is one of those things that can only be known with this level of certainty through shared experience or research.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66924 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 2:10 pm to
Because cocaine
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

Its just weird that there would be an open bathroom with 6+ urinals/toilets, and people at times choose the one immediately next to me


Exactly. It's that unwritten rule. You put a urinal between you and another pisser. If every other one is taken, then it's whatever's open with the most shoulder room.

I hate when you have to squeeze into the last open urinal, and right when you're about to pee half the people leave and your in between 2 dudes with an open row of urinals on the other side.




Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14557 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 2:37 pm to
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Grim

I bet this isn't the way you envisioned this thread going. You're probably thinking about staring at male genitalia at the urinal.
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