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re: People who won't pee in urinals

Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:14 pm to
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:14 pm to
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this weirdo chose the one right next to him

I thought this was just common courtesy
Posted by statman34
Member since Feb 2011
2954 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:16 pm to
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i only take dumps in urinals

This!
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9354 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:16 pm to
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Piss mist

Actually, this is a common misconception. Fluid dynamics dictates that splashback is less at the urinal. In fact, the closer you stand to the urinal, the less splashback will be experienced (assuming the urine is not set at a 90 degree trajectory with the surface of the urinal).

It's called the Plateau-Rayleigh instability.

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In analyzing their results, the researchers found that sitting on a toilet, as most men well know, results in the least amount of splash-back (the contact point is much closer). They also discovered something likely few men have considered—that urine follows what is known as the Plateau-Rayleigh instability—where a pee stream breaks up into drops before striking something else. That's the worst thing that can happen, the team reports, because each drop creates splash-back. To avoid that, men should stand as close to the urinal as possible they advise. Also helpful is directing the stream to hit the back of the urinal at a downward angle. That creates less splash-back and the drops that do bounce, head downwards into the urinal drain. Conversely, to prevent messing one's trousers (or angering neighbors) they suggest men not spray directly into the urinal or into the pool that forms at the bottom of the urinal, both cause a lot of splash-back.



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This post was edited on 6/25/15 at 12:17 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:17 pm to
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've seen several people in public restrooms who walk in and go to the stalls to pee even if there are urinals open. What's the reason for this? Embarrassed about someone seeing their junk? Avoiding piss mist?



I physically couldn't until just a couple years ago(after vasectomy you don't give a frick). It's impossible to explain to people who don't share that phobia/condition.
One little divider makes all the difference in the world. It's nothing to do with dick sizes or anything. It's purely a mindfrick b/c you are afraid of not being able to start peeing. Very weird to you lucky fricks who don't have it.

Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61183 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:19 pm to
Its just weird that there would be an open bathroom with 6+ urinals/toilets, and people at times choose the one immediately next to me. I would rather not piss standing right next to someone if I can avoid it. Also, yes, there can be piss splashed all over.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28148 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:19 pm to
Well, ya got me.

I've never given this a single thought until you started this thread.
Posted by Dale Murphy
God's Country
Member since Feb 2005
24467 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:19 pm to
Pisses me off (pun intended). On the rare occasion I have to take my son to take a dump in a public bathroom I'd appreciate all the lil peckered fellas at least lift the lid while you pee instead of getting it all over the seats. Disgusting micropenis slobs.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68294 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:20 pm to
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always enjoy the part where OP figures out that he is the idiot and tries to "play along"





The OP is learning. That is what the OT is all about. Learning life lessons. It is good he is open minded, we need more like him in this world
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8374 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:22 pm to
It has to do with being able to relax and just go. Completely in their head about not being able to go. I hit the stalls from time to time for exactly what you're describing. I'm a high stress, wound too tight mfer sometimes.

Of course I hit the stalls when people like you are looking over their shoulder all doe eyed about wanting someone to shoulder up to also.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15094 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:25 pm to
The glory holes are in the stalls. You damn rookie
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:28 pm to
Whoah bro I just want to look at dicks not suck them. That's gay
Posted by PrideofTheSEC
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2012
4982 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:31 pm to
Yep I know exactly what you are talking about. It's a pain, especially in crowded bathrooms
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:32 pm to
People who won't pee in urinals have little dicks /thread
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
12195 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:36 pm to
Don't cross the lines!
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:37 pm to
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There was a full line of open urinals, this weirdo chose the one right next to him


I love doing this when I am hammered!
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:37 pm to
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They're probably snorting coke.


IMO this can be the only logical answer, besides being a shy pee-er.
Posted by RileyTime
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Oct 2008
6929 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:41 pm to
What is worse, are people who use a urinal next to me when there is clearly one open that isn't... We have 3 at my work and there is this one guy who will use the middle one when I am in there and it is fricking weird.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:45 pm to
If there's a urinal or two in between myself and another person, I'm good to go. But if there are 3 urinals and I'm stuck between two dudes, I get the stage fright condition. I can sit there with it out, so it has nothing to do with being scared of that. It just won't start flowing. So if that's the case at the urinal, I'll keep walking to the stall.
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2164 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:49 pm to
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Whoah bro I just want to look at dicks not suck them. That's gay


You're. Trying. Too. Hard.

1.5/10
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:51 pm to
I don't want you standing next to me checking out my dong, weirdo. What's it to you anyways?
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