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re: Nuclear War in South Louisiana

Posted on 3/26/24 at 5:57 am to
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13905 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 5:57 am to
Gary Larson summed it up, although limits and size restrictions have never meant much to a bayou baw.
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9466 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 5:59 am to
You think Houston is crowded now, if S La got nuked you might as well call Houston “New Louisiana”
Posted by double d
Amarillo by morning
Member since Jun 2004
16428 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:01 am to
With all of the refineries and Waterford III Nuclear plant, the entire region in SE La is screwed.
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7711 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:15 am to
Who is going to nuke south Louisiana? I would think California, Washington DC, and NY would be first on the list. I don't believe Fourchon is the number 1 priority in a war.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55662 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:22 am to
I'd get on the roof of my building with a drink and maybe something to smoke and wait for the pretty lights
Posted by Jason9782003
Member since Aug 2007
3553 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 6:48 am to
quote:

Who is going to nuke south Louisiana? I would think California, Washington DC, and NY would be first on the list. I don't believe Fourchon is the number 1 priority in a war.


The oil and natural gas infrastructure makes south Louisiana a prime target.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
1509 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 7:07 am to
quote:

Who is going to nuke south Louisiana?


Not just Louisiana but the whole area from Houston to Mobile, but we are the hub,

That would disrupt shipping on the Mississippi, Atchafalaya, and the Tenn-Tom waterway all the way to Minnesota and the Ohio River.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30600 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 7:14 am to
quote:

SPR and gulf oil makes us a prime target for the invasion. They can travel up the Mississippi River and split the country.
I think we get spared on the nukes for that reason
Bartksdale is getting hit
Posted by lostinbr
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2017
9401 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 7:49 am to
quote:



Regarding this map - IIRC, the 2,000 warhead scenario (black dots) is meant to represent a nuclear first strike while the 500 warhead scenario (purple triangles) is meant to represent a retaliatory strike under MAD principles.

The idea is that if you’re launching a retaliatory strike, you likely have less warheads available as the first strike would have targeted your nuclear assets. So a retaliatory strike with less warheads is more likely to be targeted at population centers.
Posted by shellbeachspeckzzz
nunya
Member since Jan 2024
251 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:09 am to
i believe that the cancer from the fallout and the cancer from the plants would be in a very very intense competition for mortality rate
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
10947 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 8:19 am to
quote:

Nuclear War in South Louisiana


Crawfish prices fricked
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15639 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Bartksdale is getting hit

That's not even like Louisiana man. That's south arkansas.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116144 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:17 am to
quote:

NOLA I don't believe is a target but the fallout would get e


It's the lardest export port in the US by far. You want to starve the world, take out the port it all leaves from.
Posted by Limitlesstigers
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2019
2850 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Every city has a guy that says it.

True, taking out NOLA wouldn't effect the military much but it would shut off a huge chunk of the country's logistics and likely cause another 1927 style flood.
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
2998 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:29 am to
Watch one of them frickers land right on Donaldsonville.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13905 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:37 am to
quote:

Bartksdale is getting hit
quote:

That's not even like Louisiana man. That's south arkansas.
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 11:38 am
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16210 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:49 am to
quote:

I live about 20 miles south of barksdale AFB. I would be toast.


I went to HS about 25 miles west of Barksdale and we had a crazy chemistry teacher that spent a long time teaching us what to if Barksdale got hit. Basically his strategy was to grab canned food, uncarbonated beverages, a gun with ammo, large plastic trash bags...then head to the nearest culvert running north and south, since the blast would be coming from the east. Get in it, cover yourself with the bags, shoot anyone that tried to get in there with you, stay as long as you could with the rations you brought, and always save 1 bullet for yourself if needed.

They don't make teachers like that anymore.
Posted by Wabbit7
Member since Aug 2018
1118 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 11:57 am to
Regardless I hope the thing detonates right over the top of my house. Flash of light and I'm out of here.
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
7539 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

NOLA I don't believe is a target



fricking up river travel in and out would probably be somewhere on the list though.

Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
24656 posts
Posted on 3/26/24 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

Crawfish sizes would be ridiculous in 30 years though so maybe the farmers would go easy on the new inhabitants.


“Expect to pay more for crawfish this year because they’re too big due to nuclear fallout” crawfish farmers say
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