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re: My next door neighbor is a first rate count

Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:20 am to
Posted by JawjaTigah
Bizarro World
Member since Sep 2003
22501 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:20 am to
Just wondering. Is calling somebody a "count" a more polite way of calling them something similar but without the "o" in it? Is it like spelling human excrement as "shite" instead of the shorter version? Or are users of this vulgarity simpletons who can't spell a lick and/or have no idea what they are really referring to (in the original)?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Is calling somebody a "count" a more polite way of calling them something similar but without the "o" in it?


Type it into a reply to me and see what it says.

Chicken "autocorrects" the word
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18668 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:29 am to
It's a way to get around language filters on TD.

The usage is synonymous with evil bitch.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12715 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:29 am to
quote:

OhMy


^Internet Tough Guy at its best.

What a tool.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:35 am to
quote:

quote:
Any roosters?

Of course not. This is a nice neighborhood....


sounds like she has the same problem your hens have
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:45 am to
The problem sounds like it is not her, but your trashy butt.

Seems like you need to control your animals and keep them in your yard or on a leash if you walk them.

Get your stuff up to code.

Remember you mess with an elderly person and get charge and convicted it is worse. Crimes against the elderly could get you some time behind bars.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 7:48 am
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10387 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:49 am to
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Remember you mess with an elderly person and get charge and convicted it is worse. Crimes against the elderly could get you some time behind bars.

How do crimes against a 75 yo woman carry greater punishment than crimes against, say, a 55 yo woman?
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7289 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:54 am to
quote:

How do crimes against a 75 yo woman carry greater punishment than crimes against, say, a 55 yo woman?


Up to the judge. He or she could be outraged that you messed with an elderly lady. Misdemeanors can land you a year and a day in jail so a pissed off judge can do more damage than you care to find out. Go have a talk with the woman and make a compromise or something. It's the right thing to do.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:55 am to
Its to put harder punishments on the phone scanners, they love to frick old people out of money.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10387 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:00 am to
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Misdemeanors can land you a year and a day in jail

Not correct
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:05 am to
Most states have harsher penalties when you commit a crime against a person over 65yrs old. Especially coming on a website posting that you are thinking of committing a crime against this person.

Good luck going to jail for a minor incident, having to pay a parole officer for a few years, having a criminal record for the rest of your life, and it will pop up on background checks for employment for the rest of your life

All this because you are too trashy to take care of your business. It is your animals and your responsibility to control them!!!!
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10387 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:07 am to
The drama....
Posted by carguymatt
Member since Jun 2015
539 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:16 am to
I have a neighbor that's called the cops about me parking cars I had for sale across the street from her house (where there is no house) and calling code enforcement about me selling cars from my house.

She's a miserable biddy too. I seen her at the grocery store one day about a month later and slashed her tires and keyed her car.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10387 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:34 am to
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slashed her tires and keyed her car.

Those sort of violent, destructive felonies are not really what I'm looking for. I am more of a creative solutions guy.

quote:

Arkansas fan

Gotcha
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:37 am to
I seen little bitches like you get 30 days or less in the county jail for stupid crap like this. I would have to watch people like yourself cry, because a person like yourself is sitting in a cell next to a guy that we would consider a career criminal. Then that guy would beat that person like yourself tail for being a pussy and crying in jail.

9 out of 10 they get early release with probabtion and a lot of fees.


Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
30775 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:39 am to
I'd probably spray weed killer in her garden.

Maybe cut the tag on her power meter.

Turn off her water.

Cut the grass at 6 am.

Have a party and point some speakers at her bedroom.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10387 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:45 am to
quote:

I seen little bitches like you get 30 days or less in the county jail for stupid crap like this. I would have to watch people like yourself cry, because a person like yourself is sitting in a cell next to a guy that we would consider a career criminal. Then that guy would beat that person like yourself tail for being a pussy and crying in jail.

9 out of 10 they get early release with probabtion and a lot of fees.


I've read this a couple of times. But I am not really sure I follow you.

Are you going for the Barely Literate Tough Guy Image?
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 8:47 am to
quote:

I have backyard chickens. So do like three other families in our neighborhood.
Why? Honest question.
Posted by Commander Data
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Dec 2016
7289 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:06 am to
quote:

Not correct


Actually it is.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66414 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 9:23 am to
Round up cubes. Pour RoundUp in ice cube tray, freeze, and just toss in her yard
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