re: My next door neighbor is a first rate count

Bake her some nice pot brownies with Exlax chocolate chips in them. That will settle her down for a while.

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This is a nice neighborhood....

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Chickens

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Only double wides?

You are a shitty neighbor. Keep your dog in your own yard or keep it on leash.

I'd wouldn't explain this to you in person more than once.

I mean to say, you´re neighbors, and you mean well, and all that. Even if she´s a helpless curmudgeon, if you get it all out verbally face to face, she´s got to understand.

Apart from that, fop some baked goods on her every once in a while, methinks she´s someone you may turn into your best ally.

I'm kind of on her side here. fricking chickens? Dogs running loose? What kind of redneck shite is this.

Put your dog on a leash.

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I'm kind of on her side here.

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I'm yet to see any faults on her side, nobody will be able to convince you of this because you're that neighbor.

Well dude, I'm 39.

Nevertheless, if your chickens or dogs trespassed on my land, I'd walk over and explain my displeasure and also explain what would happen the second time they trespassed.

But you're a low life trespassing queen that cant understand grown man talk.

So instead of driving you into the ground like a fence post, I'd call the police, file a report and inpound every single thing of yours that entered into my property.

You little bitch.

Pics or GTFO

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OhMy

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The bigger a tough guy you try to make yourself out to be, the more of a little douchebag pussy you reveal yourself to be.