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re: My next door neighbor is a first rate count

Posted on 5/5/17 at 11:12 pm to
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10387 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

OhMy

This is actually the response that I was trolling for. I never dreamed I would get one so perfect. Bravo!
Posted by OhMy
Member since Jan 2016
834 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 11:15 pm to
quote:

The bigger a tough guy you try to make yourself out to be, the more of a little douchebag pussy you reveal yourself to be



This might be what you tell yourself to get to sleep at night but you distracting your small mind from the truth that you're a trespasser is sad.

Therapy can help.
Posted by Das_Wanda_kid
Member since Apr 2017
438 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 11:21 pm to
Quit being a little bitch and fight back.

Be rude and crude at every opportunity. Start calling her sag tits. Ask her if her snatch tastes like depends. Ask her if she is nervous that she is going to die in a few years. Tell her she smells like dog shite and her breath smells like a wolf pussy.

She will start hiding from you and avoid you at all cost.

And if all else fails, PIIHB
This post was edited on 5/5/17 at 11:26 pm
Posted by okietiger13
From Sea to Shining Sea
Member since Jan 2007
10271 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 11:27 pm to
quote:

So do like three other families in our neighborhood

You misspelled trailer park.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52147 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

But you're a low life trespassing queen that cant understand grown man talk.

So instead of driving you into the ground like a fence post, I'd call the police, file a report and inpound every single thing of yours that entered into my property.

You little bitch.

quote:

OhMy
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 11:40 pm to
Ole Miss fan. Put this shite on the OM board.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21896 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 11:46 pm to
Got any deer urine attractant left over from hunting season? Her porch would make a good spot to put the leftovers to use
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 11:57 pm to
You live in a neighborhood and you raise chickens. Nasty, smelly, noisy chickens.

I would declare war on you too.
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
12330 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:03 am to
Weed seeds in the back corner and wait till the get going ...call the cops and grandma is in for 5-10...10-20 if she's black
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27396 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:06 am to
Start throwing cups of sugar into her yard. Nature will take care of the rest.

Or... Trap a raccoon and throw him into her yard.
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41187 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:18 am to
I was in a similar situation with an elderly neighbor. He called animal control because my dogs were constantly barking at him. They were, because he would spray his hose through the fence at them (learned that from the neighbor across the street)

So, I called elderly protective services and told them I thought he was a danger to himself and he needed help. He got the message.
Posted by Str8volfan
Member since Jan 2011
593 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:25 am to
is this the same guy who mows his yard at 7 am on SUnday with a pistol on his side?
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5832 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:25 am to
If your mangy mutt left a paw print in my flower bed, you would never see that mutt again. That would be the last thing your mutt ever did. Quit being such a lousy neighbor to the old women. Go apologize for your rudeness.

And just what exactly is a count?



This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 12:33 am
Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
18960 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:32 am to
Dude just kill her
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:32 am to
1) Collect dog shite from your back yard.
2)Fling with shovel over fence in to her front yard (not back yard).
3)Sit on porch.
4) grin broadly when she exits her house.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 12:32 am to
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she said those dogs were "grandfathered in"


literally LOL'd
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17549 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 1:09 am to
She's bound to have a granddaughter in her 30's. Bang her granddaughter, and convince her to put maw maw in a home.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22288 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 1:19 am to
Go to a beastiality website and find a nice pic of a slut getting railed by a dog and then photoshop her face onto the slut and your dog's face onto the dog.

Blackmail rocks. You can make her mow your lawn and everything.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 1:33 am
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
47377 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 1:58 am to
If you're complying with rules and law, you have nothing to worry about.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260404 posts
Posted on 5/6/17 at 2:01 am to
Don't live in a neighborhood, life will improve
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