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My next door neighbor is a first rate count
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:17 pm
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:17 pm
Without going into too many details, my next door neighbor sucks donkey dick.
She is about 75 years old and doesn't get around very well. She is old and lonely and bitter. And I really have a lot of sympathy for her. I would go out of my way to be her friend. Except she has declared war on me.
She has called Animal Control on my chickens. Animal control on my dog. And Code Enforcement on my garage. Today she complained again that my dog ran through her yard and "left a big paw print" in her flower bed. (I am not kidding).
The said she was going to call Animal Control if she saw the dog again. My neighborhood is full of other dogs that go in and out of their homes at will. When I pointed this out (two dogs within sight of us while she was bitching) she said those dogs were "grandfathered in" but she wasn't cutting me any slack because I was new to the neighborhood.
I can't take her shite anymore. I am ready to push back. Nothing serious. But I am probably willing to commit a low grade misdemeanor. Something that will shock her and make her think twice about fricking with me or my kids and their pets.
What suggestions from the OT? I know, I've come to the right place....
She is about 75 years old and doesn't get around very well. She is old and lonely and bitter. And I really have a lot of sympathy for her. I would go out of my way to be her friend. Except she has declared war on me.
She has called Animal Control on my chickens. Animal control on my dog. And Code Enforcement on my garage. Today she complained again that my dog ran through her yard and "left a big paw print" in her flower bed. (I am not kidding).
The said she was going to call Animal Control if she saw the dog again. My neighborhood is full of other dogs that go in and out of their homes at will. When I pointed this out (two dogs within sight of us while she was bitching) she said those dogs were "grandfathered in" but she wasn't cutting me any slack because I was new to the neighborhood.
I can't take her shite anymore. I am ready to push back. Nothing serious. But I am probably willing to commit a low grade misdemeanor. Something that will shock her and make her think twice about fricking with me or my kids and their pets.
What suggestions from the OT? I know, I've come to the right place....
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:19 pm to No Colors
Light a bag of poop on fire at her doorstep
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:19 pm to No Colors
More news from Mississippi at 10
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:19 pm to No Colors
Spray paint a dickbutt in her grass
This post was edited on 5/5/17 at 10:20 pm
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:20 pm to No Colors
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She has called Animal Control on my chickens
I stopped here.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:21 pm to BamaHater
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Light a bag of poop on fire at her doorstep
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:22 pm to aVatiger
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I stopped here.
Probably a good point
Chickens are gross
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:22 pm to No Colors
Bring her some cupcakes or a pie and apologize, even if you don't mean it.
It's amazing what kindness will do to people when they expect justified retaliation.
It's amazing what kindness will do to people when they expect justified retaliation.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:23 pm to pwejr88
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Bring her some cupcakes or a pie made with weed, and apologize, even if you don't mean it.
FIFY
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:25 pm to aVatiger
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She has called Animal Control on my chickens
I stopped here.
I have backyard chickens. So do like three other families in our neighborhood. The coop is technically too close to the property line. I had to move them out because she complained. The city knows about all the other chicken coops in the neighborhood. But they leave them alone because no one complains. Except her.
I was thinking about putting a sign in my backyard that only people from her house and yard could read. Something about her being a count.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:25 pm to No Colors
File harrasment charges against her.
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:25 pm to pwejr88
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Bring her some cupcakes or a pie and apologize, even if you don't mean it.
Do this, The Help style
Posted on 5/5/17 at 10:26 pm to No Colors
she probably needs some dick. Take one for the team and make her feel 21 again.
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