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re: My next door neighbor is a first rate count
Posted on 5/6/17 at 3:19 am to shinerfan
Posted on 5/6/17 at 3:19 am to shinerfan
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Go to a beastiality website and find a nice pic of a slut getting railed by a dog and then photoshop her face onto the slut and your dog's face onto the dog
Don't blackmail just nail the pics up around the neighborhood.
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Posted on 5/6/17 at 3:31 am to No Colors
SSS
Posted on 5/6/17 at 5:31 am to Kcrad
Get a paintball gun and paint balls. Take a syringe and needle and pull the paint out. Replace the paint with synthetic urine of your choice..... Coon,fox, deer. Shoot multiple rounds in areas that will bother her and she will never know where it's coming from or who did it.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 5:32 am to Clames
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Salt her garden.
Use laundry detergent or dishwashing detergent. When she tries to hose it off, it'll just bubble up and spread and get even worse
Posted on 5/6/17 at 5:32 am to Da Hammer
These are the kind of ideas I'm looking for
Posted on 5/6/17 at 5:36 am to Upperdecker
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Use laundry detergent or dishwashing detergent. When she tries to hose it off, it'll just bubble up and spread and get even worse
Just use RoundUp, Undiluted, straight from the concentrated jug into paint balls. Do it right after a rain every time possible and watch as her shrubs and bushes and flowers and stuff wither away and die. Then mention to her that you are watching her wither away and die just like her plants.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 5:39 am to Sidicous
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Sidicous
You sound like an Alabama fan
Posted on 5/6/17 at 5:41 am to thelawnwranglers
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Chickens are gross
But their eggs are great.
I have three hens and they started laying in Feb. Nothing better than a fresh egg.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 5:43 am
Posted on 5/6/17 at 5:44 am to No Colors
Thought you said you wouldnt go into too many details
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 5:45 am
Posted on 5/6/17 at 5:51 am to josh336
Let me see if I downvoted the OP, yet.
ETA: Nope, number 19.
ETA: Nope, number 19.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 5:52 am
Posted on 5/6/17 at 6:01 am to No Colors
Freeze Groundclear in ice cube trays. Groundclear, not Roundup. They work in different ways.
Throw ice cubes in her yard/flowerbeds.
Lots of patchy grass.
Works great for neighborhood pricks that live for their lawns.
Throw ice cubes in her yard/flowerbeds.
Lots of patchy grass.
Works great for neighborhood pricks that live for their lawns.
This post was edited on 5/6/17 at 6:03 am
Posted on 5/6/17 at 6:43 am to No Colors
Move your trailer farther away from hers.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 6:46 am to No Colors
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Without going into too many details,
5 paragraphs
Posted on 5/6/17 at 6:47 am to jmarto1
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I do not know the term, but there is actually a legal measure to prevent harassment from neighbors.
9th Commandment: Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
Posted on 5/6/17 at 6:47 am to No Colors
PIIHB
Posted on 5/6/17 at 6:54 am to No Colors
Respect your elders you mellinneal
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:00 am to No Colors
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She has called Animal Control on my chickens. Animal control on my dog. And Code Enforcement on my garage.
fricking ole miss people.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:01 am to No Colors
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No Colors
You did the right thing by coming to a public message board and confessing your intent to commit a misdemeanor crime.
If you wanted to solve the problem, have the old hag over for dinner. If she says no, offer her to bring her a home cooked dinner. She will eventually cave and will be appreciative...no more complaints.
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:05 am to No Colors
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And that she was calling Animal Control on me.
Why would she call animal control on you? What did you do?
Posted on 5/6/17 at 7:06 am to Nawlens Gator
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And just what exactly is a count?
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