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re: How are people supposed to explain gay marriage to their kids?
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:34 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:34 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
would you really explain it with graphic details like anal sex? and at what age would you do this?
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Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:35 pm to Tigerfan56
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:35 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:38 pm to Tigerfan56
Tell them "you know where your poop comes from? Well gays like to stick their penises in there and then right after they put them where poop comes from they like to suck on each other's penises. In the old days people used to think this was weird but now we know it is totally normal". It's really not that hard to explain.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:44 pm to BowlJackson
Well now 
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:44 pm to lsu480
So....you dont have kids, huh?
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:50 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 6/27/15 at 4:59 pm to Tigerfan56
I think it's going to be funny when we tell future generations that we use to call our buddies homo or queer as an insult and they react like a kid would today if their grandparent told them they used to casually use the n word.
I'm finally on that side of "it was a different time, kid."
I'm finally on that side of "it was a different time, kid."
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:02 pm to Tigerfan56
It might be marriage by mans laws but not by God's. Is that good enough for you.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:11 pm to AbitaFan08
"You know how when you unplug two lamps from the wall and rub the two plugs together the lights don't come on? Of course you don't. Who in their right mind would think of doing this to make the lights come on. Well, still some people still think it will work. So, in 2015 the Supreme Court made a law that the lights do come on when you rub two plugs together, even though they can't. Get it now?"
This post was edited on 6/27/15 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:18 pm to WM
quote:The fact that it needs explaining in the first place should tell you something.
How are people supposed to explain gay marriage to their kids?
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:19 pm to Tigerfan56
quote:
those who have opposed human right
you people have a twisted sense of reality
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:22 pm to Tigerfan56
Try the truth.
Authentic real marriage is a man and woman.
SSM is a pretenter. The 'diet coke' of marriage.
Authentic real marriage is a man and woman.
SSM is a pretenter. The 'diet coke' of marriage.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:23 pm to Grouper Picatta
I have nothing against gay marriage but this will have to be explained to children in some type of form. Two gay people having a child through natural means is not how things were supposed to happen. Sorry that is just nature.
This post was edited on 6/27/15 at 5:29 pm
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:25 pm to Tigerfan56
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How are people supposed to explain gay marriage to their kids? in 30 years
We'll explain it with the genes that will be found between now and then.
Or we'll make them up.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:26 pm to Tigerfan56
Just because you oppose something doesn't make you a bigot.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:27 pm to jennBN
quote:
So....you dont have kids, huh?
I don't, and my niece & nephews are grown now.
My serious question is how parents explain the Cialis, Viagra and Levitra commercials that run during the evening news?
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:28 pm to Tigerfan56
Something like this:
"When did my mother first describe gay sex to me? Good question. I was 8 years old... I was 8 years old. She brought me into the dining room. She sat right across the table from me. She said, 'You know how your father and I love each other?'
I said, 'Of course. You and Dad love each other more than two people in the world could possibly love each other.'
She said, 'Well, two men can love each other in the exact same way your father and I love each other.' She said, 'What happens when two men love each other like that? What they do is they take off all their clothes. They get into bed. And they shite ON THE BIBLE!'"
-Bo Burnham
"When did my mother first describe gay sex to me? Good question. I was 8 years old... I was 8 years old. She brought me into the dining room. She sat right across the table from me. She said, 'You know how your father and I love each other?'
I said, 'Of course. You and Dad love each other more than two people in the world could possibly love each other.'
She said, 'Well, two men can love each other in the exact same way your father and I love each other.' She said, 'What happens when two men love each other like that? What they do is they take off all their clothes. They get into bed. And they shite ON THE BIBLE!'"
-Bo Burnham
This post was edited on 6/27/15 at 5:30 pm
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:29 pm to jennBN
quote:this is true and impossible with the idiots of mainstream and social media.
I think if you dont make an issue out of things it never gets questioned.
Posted on 6/27/15 at 5:37 pm to Tigerfan56
I'll tell them that it is wrong to be gay... It's weird
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