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re: Ever been so disappointed with a new girl in bed, you ended it?
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:51 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:51 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Which leads to the old adage: why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:52 pm to Honest Tune
What do an orgasm and a pulse have in common??
I don't care if a woman has either.
I don't care if a woman has either.
This post was edited on 1/20/16 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:53 pm to fr33manator
I like that one
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:53 pm to toosleaux
Yes.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:57 pm to toosleaux
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Teeth on the D, weird faces, makes a noise like a buck in rut constantly.
That shite you cannot coach, coax or cure. I advise your "friend" to move on, but something tells me he's gonna stay.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:00 pm to toosleaux
Age of girl?
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:01 pm to Mars duMorgue
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That shite you cannot coach, coax or cure
bullshite.
"Hey babe, don't use your teeth as much, just your lips and tongue."
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:03 pm to fr33manator
If they want a vanilla ice cream cup every time, I'll eventually get bored.
She needs to be open to eating that vanilla jumping out of an airplane, with sprinkles and trusting I packed her parachute right.
Gimme some damn excitement . Adrenaline junkies exist
She needs to be open to eating that vanilla jumping out of an airplane, with sprinkles and trusting I packed her parachute right.
Gimme some damn excitement . Adrenaline junkies exist
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:04 pm to fr33manator
Some teeth is clutch
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:07 pm to JBeam
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Ever been so disappointed with a new girl in bed, you ended it?
how many girls have broken up with dudes here for being lousy in the sack?
probably wouldn't be any honest answers.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:08 pm to AjaxFury
The ones that have only known vanilla boring missionary in the bedroom sex can be REALLY fun to teach.
There's this pent up wantonness in them begging to be unlocked. Those end up being the ones who like being choke fricked up against the kitchen stove or getting it from behind while grabbing on to a tree off the jogging trail.
There's this pent up wantonness in them begging to be unlocked. Those end up being the ones who like being choke fricked up against the kitchen stove or getting it from behind while grabbing on to a tree off the jogging trail.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:10 pm to Rebel
I got broke up with for that reason
Early 20s. Sucked
Early 20s. Sucked
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:15 pm to TigernMS12
You don't...my first wife was "teethy" I mentioned it and then I didn't have that problem anymore, as in I didn't get bjs for a long time
So what you do is when she is doing it right make more noise at those times, and be quiet when she's flossing on your pecker, she'll pick up in it
So what you do is when she is doing it right make more noise at those times, and be quiet when she's flossing on your pecker, she'll pick up in it
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:20 pm to toosleaux
i was about to end it and then mom told me i just need to tickle my own anus while engaging in foreplay, and that would do the trick.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:22 pm to fr33manator
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bullshite.
The chick makes noises like a buck in rut. Any guy who sticks around to cure that is looking for a Nobel Peace Prize, not a piece of arse.
I pass.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:22 pm to toosleaux
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Teeth on the D, weird faces, makes a noise like a buck in rut constantly
That's the first time I've laughed out loud at a post in a long time.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:24 pm to toosleaux
at least your getting laid. Stop being a bitch.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:25 pm to Mars duMorgue
Get her a ball gag
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:25 pm to toosleaux
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Teeth on the D
That's when you punch her on her head bro.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 6:52 pm to toosleaux
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 11:37 am
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