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Ever been so disappointed with a new girl in bed, you ended it?

Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:13 pm
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9214 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:13 pm
Great girl otherwise. I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124368 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:14 pm to
You have to train her.


They aren't born filthy little sluts.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:15 pm to
What's bad about the sex? She just lies there?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117724 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:15 pm to
Somebody you went to high school with?
Posted by Shadowlink
The Shadows
Member since Apr 2014
1434 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:15 pm to
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You have to train her.


They aren't born filthy little sluts.
This. Have to do a little coaching.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83941 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:15 pm to
Hmmm, need to know specifics. What seems to be the problem?

If a woman seems pretty inexperienced or not exactly exciting I just take that as a cue to take more control.

Sorry for the multiple triggers in that last sentence.
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9214 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:16 pm to
Teeth on the D, weird faces, makes a noise like a buck in rut constantly.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:17 pm to
Need pics to answer accordingly.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

They aren't born filthy little sluts.



Yes, yes they are. It's in their genes to be raging whores.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15683 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:17 pm to
I dumped a very wealthy girl (heiress to a tobacco farm in NC) because she made a god-awful "oh" face. Couldn't get past it.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
8354 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:18 pm to
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Ever been so disappointed with a new girl in bed, you ended it


If she isn't great in bed, it is probably from lack of experience. I embrace it and use it as a teachable moment. If she lacks experience, she probably isn't a dirty sloot which is a good thing.

ETA: "Teeth on D"
Nope, nevermind, I'm out. I retract my statement in this case.
This post was edited on 1/20/16 at 4:21 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83941 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:18 pm to
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Teeth on the D,


Gotta set her straight.

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weird faces, makes a noise like a buck in rut constantly.


Call her out on it. It will make her insecure and then you'll get it whenever you want.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17027 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:18 pm to
I get it.

Some girls are just truly bad sexually. No fault of their own but like anything, some people just suck at certain things
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22693 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:18 pm to
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Teeth on the D, weird faces, makes a noise like a buck in rut constantly.


let her go. some posters here would love this
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:18 pm to
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Teeth on the D




quote:

weird faces, makes a noise like a buck in rut constantly.



Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:18 pm to
No you didn't.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:19 pm to
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she probably isn't a dirty sloot which is a good thing.



Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:19 pm to
You screwed up. With "frick you" money you can pay for hookers that make great "oh" faces.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:19 pm to
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Teeth on the D


Deal breaker

quote:

weird faces


Meh

quote:

makes a noise like a buck in rut constantly.


I've never fricked a buck in rut. What does it sound like? Grunting & such?
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29396 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:21 pm to
Some can't be trained. I once dated a girl, great personality, smoking body. But kissing her felt like kissing a 2x4. There was no emotion whatsoever in it. I couldn't get past it.
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