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re: Ever been so disappointed with a new girl in bed, you ended it?

Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:21 pm to
Posted by lsu2006
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:21 pm to
Dude you had sex? That's tight.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:21 pm to
Did her vagina have teeth or something? Did she piss the bed? How could sex be so bad that you end it with someone who you think is a "good girl"?
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:21 pm to
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makes a noise like a buck in rut constantly.
take her hunting with you
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:22 pm to
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Ever been so disappointed with a new girl in bed, you ended it?


Maybe "your friend" *wink* just wasn't good enough for her to put forth the effort?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89667 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:22 pm to
Your friend talk to the gal about expectations, being inhibited during this phase of the operation and just exactly what all of this means?

Because if you find one that gets an A-grade the first time around, you've got some other issues to deal with (maybe)...

Just sayin'... For your friend, that is.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:22 pm to
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Teeth on the D, weird faces, makes a noise like a buck in rut constantly.


All these can be corrected pretty easily. And she'll thank you for it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124677 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:26 pm to
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There was no emotion whatsoever in it. I couldn't get past it.


Oh yeah, dead fish are absolutely horrible. Eagerness to please and try stuff make up for a LOT of flaws elsewhere.

I'd rather be with a 5 who fricked and sucked like a champ than a 9 who couldn't be bothered to put forth any effort.

Inexperience isn't a problem. Lack of want is.
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3016 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:27 pm to
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Need pics to answer accordingly.

this^^^

I once stopped hooking up with a chick cause she had the worst crying face id ever seen. it was like she got slapped in the face with a slice of bologna someone used to wipe their arse after an exploding shat.

for the record, she wasn't crying because of my performance...or hell, maybe she was
This post was edited on 1/20/16 at 4:29 pm
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15857 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:27 pm to
frick off. Sure as hell did. Then I ripped your mother a new one.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89667 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:28 pm to
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Lack of want is.


Yeah. Eager beats pretty, 10/10.
Posted by Cdawg
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Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:29 pm to
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Teeth on the D, weird faces, makes a noise like a buck in rut constantly.

Sounds like she's into some kinky shite and you just disappointed her.

Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:30 pm to
Why are people so afraid to talk to their partners about what they like and don't like during sex?

Have a little chat and things can be exponentially better.

I'd bet there are things you do that she doesn't like either
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
78106 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:32 pm to
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Teeth on the D


She can learn not to do that.

quote:

weird faces


Show me someone that doesn't make weird faces during sex.

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makes a noise like a buck in rut constantly


Sounds to me like you just need to buy a sex doll.
Posted by t1gerst1gerst1gers
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2015
393 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:32 pm to
Of course. Who hasn't?




F having to frick a broad who is no good in the sack.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66543 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:32 pm to
spurs usually help
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:35 pm to
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Inexperience isn't a problem. Lack of want is.



Thanks, Les Miles.
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36593 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:36 pm to
Yep. Went at it a few more times assuming it was just stage fright but it never felt right between us.
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
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22298 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:37 pm to
If by ended it, you mean kept using her for sex as long as she would put up with my BS?
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:38 pm to
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203750 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:38 pm to
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Ever been so disappointed with a new girl in bed, you ended it? by toosleaux



How do you know its HER that's bad in bed.. Maybe she is waiting for YOU to do something to light her fire... maybe YOU suck in the sac.....
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