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Posted on 7/28/15 at 5:52 pm to Sevendust912
Was at a stripclub in Rocky Point Mexico once and a good looking senorita asks me if I want a table dance. Sure I said, so she starts the dance and throws one leg up on the chairback behind me and I can see her giant bushmonster peeking out of both side of her panties. Then I look over and see she has hairy legs. 'twas nasty as hell.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 6:13 pm to jrodslu
I've got 2. First one was in Sulphur, Louisiana. First time in one of these places so I didn't know what I was in for. They were about to close and informed us as we sat at the bar that if we wanted one of the girls to dance that we had better tip. We said sure thing bring her out.
DJ fired up some Motley Crüe and out walked the ugliest young chick I had ever seen. Best way to put it is that this woman was misshaped. Head to toe was an abomination. She had a look on her face like she was embarrassed but still trying to look seductive. It was pretty dark in there but I was still able to see the scabs that covered her body.
So first song finishes and she's still fully clothed and has no tips. Second song comes and goes with the same result. Third song starts and I start to feel sorry for her so I toss a dollar on stage. She didn't even pick it up and stormed off the stage. So I guess technically I paid her not to strip. Best dollar I ever spent.
DJ fired up some Motley Crüe and out walked the ugliest young chick I had ever seen. Best way to put it is that this woman was misshaped. Head to toe was an abomination. She had a look on her face like she was embarrassed but still trying to look seductive. It was pretty dark in there but I was still able to see the scabs that covered her body.
So first song finishes and she's still fully clothed and has no tips. Second song comes and goes with the same result. Third song starts and I start to feel sorry for her so I toss a dollar on stage. She didn't even pick it up and stormed off the stage. So I guess technically I paid her not to strip. Best dollar I ever spent.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 6:57 pm to RoyalBaby
Was at a strip club in Houston with a friend and his sales customers. My friend started making out with this stripper while he was making out with her he kept reaching back and feeling for something on the table. Finally he found it the beer bottle with beer in it. He stuck his finger in the bottle turned it upside down (to wet it). Then shoved his finger up her arse and started fingering her up the booty hole. shite was funny. Even funnier was we told him the girl he was morning the girl he was with had a baby bump and was pregnant walking around the club.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 8:11 pm to rouxgaroux
A stripper at a sleezy cub in new orleans sprayed with titty milk and was worried for months that I had the aids. I hated strip clubs/strippers before then and was only going for a bachelor party, haven't been to one since.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:27 pm to jrodslu
After every dance girls would Lysol the pole and mirror down.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:31 pm to jrodslu
When I saw sis on the stage...
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:35 pm to sleepytime
Sleepytime, either I know you or getting sprayed w titty milk in Nola is a bachelor party tradition. What year we talking?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:42 pm to Lokistale
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PID...
I am not a doctor and not going to google that......it may ruin my enjoyment for strip clubs.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 9:44 pm to rouxgaroux
Let me guess Treasures in Houston
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:35 pm to buford4LSU
Went with ex girlfriend to barely legal during Mardi Gras. Was having a good time, and then they brought two decent looking blonde girls covered in whip cream on stage and started hyping it up. All the sudden the music cut off, and these two girls start making out. The whipped cream gets removed from them laying on top of each other, and by then you could tell both were completely naked.
Then shite got heavy. These two girls start eating each other's puss right on stage, which was pretty awesome. This attracted an enormous crowd of undesirables, yet they went on for at least 15 minutes of just face down rug munching with the DJ screaming "AWW shite.. AWW shite" every 30 seconds.
It became pretty clear they were going to keep going at it until one of them came, but by then ex-gf had enough and refused to go to strip clubs thereafter. I was dragged away.
Then shite got heavy. These two girls start eating each other's puss right on stage, which was pretty awesome. This attracted an enormous crowd of undesirables, yet they went on for at least 15 minutes of just face down rug munching with the DJ screaming "AWW shite.. AWW shite" every 30 seconds.
It became pretty clear they were going to keep going at it until one of them came, but by then ex-gf had enough and refused to go to strip clubs thereafter. I was dragged away.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 10:39 pm to Retrograde
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Let me guess Treasures in Houston
Posted on 7/28/15 at 11:10 pm to jrodslu
Buddy bought me a lap dance at the Longbranch saloon in Mound, La. Reached around to rub the young ladies tummy and it was full of razor stubble . Scared the shite out of me .
Posted on 7/28/15 at 11:10 pm to jrodslu
Not the worst , but one you SHOULD'VE seen.
Went to one back in the old days that's not around anymore and the girl on the pole had a cast on her left arm and her right leg...
Went to one back in the old days that's not around anymore and the girl on the pole had a cast on her left arm and her right leg...
Posted on 7/28/15 at 11:58 pm to jrodslu
All of my stories have the same ending. Too much money, blue balls, and shame. fricking strip clubs man. 
Posted on 7/29/15 at 12:02 am to jrodslu
Paradise Lounge in Bayou Blue. Not sure where to start..
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