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Double Spinoff: What's the Worst Strip Club Experience You've Ever Had?
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:52 pm
Let's just say it involves ringing a door bell and not the kind you'll find on a house. Ding Dong!
Edit: I'm talking about a tongue venturing it's way to this chick's butt hole fwiw.
Edit: I'm talking about a tongue venturing it's way to this chick's butt hole fwiw.
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 8:54 pm
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:54 pm to jrodslu
A stripper shite all over my friend, that right there is hard to top.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:55 pm to jrodslu
Does a buffet at the club count?
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:55 pm to Tunasntigers92
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A stripper shite all over my friend, that right there is hard to top.
Pin the ribbon upon this man's chest.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 8:56 pm to jrodslu
I woke up in a bathtub filled with ice, missing a kidney.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:01 pm to Walking the Earth
I was at a bar that had the fights on, bet on one with a stripper and lost. Damn you Forrest griffin for losing to Anderson silva.
So since I lost the bet, had to buy a lap dance, go back she starts and it ended up being more than a dance, I smash in the booth for a good 2 minutes given the scenario , finish, an she's like ok that will be $30
So since I lost the bet, had to buy a lap dance, go back she starts and it ended up being more than a dance, I smash in the booth for a good 2 minutes given the scenario , finish, an she's like ok that will be $30
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:01 pm to jrodslu
Don't let anyone tell you that glitter doesn't have a taste. It does have a taste, it taste like shame, regret, and sweat.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:02 pm to Walking the Earth
little one on the way to galveston .... across from racetrack.... shite got real when 10 of us starting gagging because the bug people starting fumagating the place before lunch...whores didnt skip a beat tho like it was an everyday ordeal..... you couldnt see 10 feet in front of you thru out the whole building
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:02 pm to jrodslu
three words: Princeton, West Virginia
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:04 pm to zelman
Got tossed from Rick's. Not for anything in particular other than saying I didn't want another round after the first 8.
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 9:06 pm
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:05 pm to Mizzoufan26
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:05 pm to jrodslu
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Don't let anyone tell you that glitter doesn't have a taste. It does have a taste, it taste like shame, regret, and sweat.
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'd Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:05 pm to jdd48
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Got tossed from Ricks's. Not for anything in particular other than saying I didn't want another round after the first 8.
Oh I got tossed from a black strip club because I asked the stripper when she was going to dance a jig. I realize that could have been misconstrued by those less intelligent, i.e. strippers.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:06 pm to jrodslu
Went to Crazy Horse 2 with a buddy who wanted to go on July 4th.
No one but sad people in there. stage was empty for minutes at a time. Very few strippers.
Then the DJ says "JESSICA! come up to the stage."
Chunky busted face chick with SPANX on comes up and starts dancing terribly. NO ONE throws her any money. It was sad.
The shot girl brought me a drink with broken glass in it. All I got was a replacement drink.
Next stripper on stage is chunky, but face looked okay. Took her top off to reveal a flabby, prominent C-section scar.
We finished our drinks and left.
I didn't want any of those Charlie brown arse truck stop whores rubbing up on me/
No one but sad people in there. stage was empty for minutes at a time. Very few strippers.
Then the DJ says "JESSICA! come up to the stage."
Chunky busted face chick with SPANX on comes up and starts dancing terribly. NO ONE throws her any money. It was sad.
The shot girl brought me a drink with broken glass in it. All I got was a replacement drink.
Next stripper on stage is chunky, but face looked okay. Took her top off to reveal a flabby, prominent C-section scar.
We finished our drinks and left.
I didn't want any of those Charlie brown arse truck stop whores rubbing up on me/
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:09 pm to Tunasntigers92
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a stripper shite all over my friend, that right there is hard to top.
You CANNOT leave us hanging after that one.
Details man! The devil is in the details!!!
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:09 pm to fr33manator
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Then the DJ says "JESSICA! come up to the stage."
I always find it funny how every strip club DJ sounds exactly the same.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:10 pm to jrodslu
Got period blood on my shirt in Stl. Looked like a red river going down my shirt.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:11 pm to jrodslu
At a bachelor party at tootsies in miami. This one jewish lawyer dude with the group goes back to the champagne room with a black chick who looked like she had an adam's apple. Anyway, dude comes back with a wet spot on his jeans where he JIHP. We were like 
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:16 pm to fr33manator
I guess she had some bad food, it was literally projectile diarrhea all over his white shirt, needless to say it resulted in him vomiting....on her, which resulted in us being banned from the establishment indefinitely, they didn't even offer to buy him a new shirt,I felt sorry for the cab driver who got us.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:18 pm to Tunasntigers92
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I guess she had some bad food, it was literally projectile diarrhea all over his white shirt, needless to say it resulted in him vomiting....on her, which resulted in us being banned from the establishment indefinitely, they didn't even offer to buy him a new shirt,I felt sorry for the cab driver who got us.
Wow! Your friend wins.
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