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re: Double Spinoff: What's the Worst Strip Club Experience You've Ever Had?
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:20 pm to jrodslu
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:20 pm to jrodslu
Went to The Clubhouse in Dallas. Had a big Indian (feather not dot) dude with us that had been pregaming for the past 12 hours. Lap dances occurred out on the floor around everyone, and he started walking up to each guy getting a dance and providing commentary. We were able to corral him, but then he started providing his own dances to a group of chicks there. Me and a buddy went up and grabbed him to get him out, and apparently it looked like we were fighting so the big arse ex-football bouncers threw me into a chair, I threw my hands up and yelled, "he's with us, we're just trying to get him out." Bouncer told me to go get the car and they'd have him out. We popped open the back of the Tahoe, and they threw him in like a sack of potatoes
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Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:22 pm to jrodslu
Didn't get a 1/4th stiffy the entire time, too busy laughing at Mexicans.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:24 pm to Sellecks Moustache
________ stabbed a guy and cried on his way to jail.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:25 pm to Tunasntigers92
Y'all motherfrickers can't tell a good story to save your life.
"So there we were at Skanky Pete's House of Silicon. Drunk as shite. So Sharkeisha came up and started grinding on my buddy...twerking and shite. Then she gets this look on her face...her eyes start to bug out and her lips curl...but she keeps right on twerking...and then, she lets out a grunt, and the g-string tightens like a banjo e-chord, a geyser of diarrhea shoots forth from her dark chocolate starfish in twin streams. My buddies white shirt turns the color of melted Snickers and the smell of a dumpster fire filled with diapers wafts up. He holds his lips tight and his cheeks puff out like Louie Armstrong but can't hold back the geyser. It spurts up chimichangas all over Sharkeisha's still spewing doo-doo box and the two entwine, like a hobo coupling..."
"So there we were at Skanky Pete's House of Silicon. Drunk as shite. So Sharkeisha came up and started grinding on my buddy...twerking and shite. Then she gets this look on her face...her eyes start to bug out and her lips curl...but she keeps right on twerking...and then, she lets out a grunt, and the g-string tightens like a banjo e-chord, a geyser of diarrhea shoots forth from her dark chocolate starfish in twin streams. My buddies white shirt turns the color of melted Snickers and the smell of a dumpster fire filled with diapers wafts up. He holds his lips tight and his cheeks puff out like Louie Armstrong but can't hold back the geyser. It spurts up chimichangas all over Sharkeisha's still spewing doo-doo box and the two entwine, like a hobo coupling..."
This post was edited on 7/27/15 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:28 pm to fr33manator
How poetic.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:31 pm to fr33manator
quote:
"So there we were at Skanky Pete's House of Silicon. Drunk as shite. So Sharkeisha came up and started grinding on my buddy...twerking and shite. Then she gets this look on her face...her eyes start to bug out and her lips curl...but she keeps right on twerking...and then, she lets out a grunt, and the g-string tightens like a banjo e-chord, a geyser of diarrhea shoots forth from her dark chocolate starfish in twin streams. My buddies white shirt turns the color of melted Snickers and the smell of a dumpster fire filled with diapers wafts up. He holds his lips tight and his cheeks puff out like Louie Armstrong but can't hold back the geyser. It spurts up chimichangas all over Sharkeisha's still spewing doo-doo box and the two entwine, like a hobo coupling..."
Very good story telling, I award free 1,000 points.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:33 pm to jrodslu
Went with my cousin to a strip club in Longview,TX. We were there early so the strippers were sitting down talking to us. The black stripper told me that she isn't going to stop at our table because black men don't tip. So when she came up I was throwing dollars at her. She got pissed. When I was walking off she hopped off the stage and started choking me. She got fired. Lol
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:37 pm to winston318
quote:usually you have to pay extra for that
and started choking me.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:40 pm to jrodslu
Got kicked out of Deja Vu for throwing some money at a stripper and yelling "make it rain, bitch". She was not amused. 
I was fricking slaughtered and did not mean any harm, was simply commentating my moves.
Had a tanked up bitch spill red wine all over us at Wild Orchid. She ripped all of the buttons off of the bachelors shirt during a half arse attempt at a lap dance, etc. I think all we got from that frickery were free passes.
I was fricking slaughtered and did not mean any harm, was simply commentating my moves. Had a tanked up bitch spill red wine all over us at Wild Orchid. She ripped all of the buttons off of the bachelors shirt during a half arse attempt at a lap dance, etc. I think all we got from that frickery were free passes.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:40 pm to jrodslu
I went to a strip club that appeared to be inside someones house. I don't remember the name of the town but it was somewhere in Alabama. Nothing really all that unusual happened other than the location being weird.
Saw a nice young lady put a beer bottle in her butthole, big end first... For free... That must count for something.
Saw a nice young lady put a beer bottle in her butthole, big end first... For free... That must count for something.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:44 pm to Barf
quote:twist off ?
Saw a nice young lady put a beer bottle in her butthole, big end first
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:45 pm to Barf
quote:
Saw a nice young lady put a beer bottle in her butthole, big end first... For free... That must count for something.
500 points
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:45 pm to Polar Pop
I remember the time my buddy started making it rain.
But all I had was a roll of quarters, so I jumped up on the table and said "I am old man winter!" And made it hail.
Strip club gravel tastes like rocks and desperation. We aren't allowed back at the Jiggly Hut.
But all I had was a roll of quarters, so I jumped up on the table and said "I am old man winter!" And made it hail.
Strip club gravel tastes like rocks and desperation. We aren't allowed back at the Jiggly Hut.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:47 pm to fr33manator
quote:
But all I had was a roll of quarters, so I jumped up on the table and said "I am old man winter!" And made it hail
Never make it snow, because I heard cocaine is expensive.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:51 pm to Tunasntigers92
quote:
Message by Tunasntigers92 I guess she had some bad food, it was literally projectile diarrhea all over his white shirt, needless to say it resulted in him vomiting....on her, which resulted in us being banned from the establishment indefinitely, they didn't even offer to buy him a new shirt,I felt sorry for the cab driver who got us.
Or she was dope sick
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:53 pm to SamuelClemens
Prolly some bad herrawn
Posted on 7/27/15 at 9:54 pm to winston318
quote:
by winston318
Went with my cousin to a strip club in Longview,TX. We were there early so the strippers were sitting down talking to us. The black stripper told me that she isn't going to stop at our table because black men don't tip. So when she came up I was throwing dollars at her. She got pissed. When I was walking off she hopped off the stage and started choking me. She got fired. Lol
Man leave them wild hyena hood rats alone! They WILL cut ya!
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:06 pm to jrodslu
Back in 1971 in high school njrotc went down to New Orleans to March in a Mardi Gras parade during the morning. After we were done Commander said we could go to Bourbon street and check out things. Well we all still had our uniforms still on and walked by the Showbar club and the guy out front told us to come on in. We sat around the stage and low and behold. Fat and ugly strippers came out. Damn near spit my drink out. Needless to say finished that drink and hauled arse out of there.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:08 pm to LSUFANDS
Some place in Manhattan...got a lap dance from a tall black woman who was still lactating and she started squirting her nipple on me. My friend was next to us dancing with a butt-naked girl. It was weird.
Posted on 7/27/15 at 10:10 pm to jrodslu
Bathroom attendant robbed me at gunpoint. Obviously, this was in Mexico.
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