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Chef Leppard
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Probably passed 100 people trying to swim OUT of Detroit.




Theres probably only 3 Detroit residents who posess swimming skills. So no


Asgard Device
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
Must have been culture shock for him to go to a country where being intoxicated in public is a crime.


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TyOconner
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
My dad swam across the sip like thrity years ago. Got the friends to confirm. I didn't believe him for the longest time but it really isn't very far to swim at all when you think abt it. People swim waaaayyyyy further. Any decent swimmer in good shape could swim across the river with ease. My dad did also say that they wound up miles down river and they had to call someone to come pick them up.


Black n Gold
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
Considering the fact that it sits across the border from Detroit, I assume this guy's home town is where Canada send all of its degenerates.
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YumYum Sauce
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
I've seen someone swim the Arkansas river.. it really isn't that hard if you are in halfway decent shape.

he just drifted out and swam downstream, pretty much dog paddling, and let the current do most of the work. the force of the water will carry you downstream so once you've got momentum the flow does most of the work. just don't go under water.
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Black n Gold
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
How does the Mississippi compare to other waterways such as the English Channel? Several dozen people have swam across that.
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redstick13
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
There was a blog posted once from a guy who tried kayaking the river in b.r.. He flipped about halfway across and nearly drowned.
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redstick13
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
There is a ton of fast moving debris in the Mississippi river and it is fresh water versus salt so you have less buoyancy.


Black n Gold
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
With all of the bends and turns in the river, I assume where you cross will have a profound impact on your chances of success.


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TH03
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
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Swimming to Detroit


that should be sufficient punishment


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LakeCountryRed
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
Yeah, but Sorry doesn't fix it


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DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
The currents in the MS are what kill you. The MS is turbulent, it's like a washing machine. There are under toes everywhere. I do believe that someone could and has done it. But everyone saying it's not that hard is dumb. When a MS river under toe sucks you under you aren't coming up alive if at all, and I don't care if you are Michael Phelps you aren't out swimming that current. If anyone has actually done it they can consider themselves as lucky as the powerball winner, because luck is the only thing that kept them alive.


CaptainsWafer
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
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ill chug a 40oz and smoke a cig while crossing that river



Well played.


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dnm3305
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
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Alright, Johnny Badass. I'd love to see you swim across the Mississippi. Just know that we're not fishing out your body and are going to let you float out to sea.


Lol, the Miss River at it's widest point is right at a mile wide. Swimming a mile isnt that far. It may suck, but it's not impossible. For a strong swimmer, you prlly have a better chance at getting hit by a tug boat than drowning because of the current.


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dnm3305
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
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The currents in the MS are what kill you. The MS is turbulent, it's like a washing machine. There are under toes everywhere. I do believe that someone could and has done it. But everyone saying it's not that hard is dumb. When a MS river under toe sucks you under you aren't coming up alive if at all, and I don't care if you are Michael Phelps you aren't out swimming that current. If anyone has actually done it they can consider themselves as lucky as the powerball winner, because luck is the only thing that kept them alive.


Well whoever tries to swim it should duly note not to swim 6 feet under the water where the currents are


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TheCaterpillar
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
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Are we talking here in Baton Rouge right underneath the bridge of something like that?

I say no fricking way, Michael Phelps himself would lose his life to that river.


No he wouldn't...if you know how to stay with the current in certain situations, an extremely strong swimmer can make 99% of the time.

People have done it several times before.


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snake23
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
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the U.S. Coast Guard found him floating on the Canadian side at around 1 AM

So the U.S. is taking care of a Canadian problem? Thanks obama


Black n Gold
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
It's the least we can do for puting Detroit so close to the border.


RogerTheShrubber
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
Sounds like one hell of a day for that guy...


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guttata
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re: Canadian Man Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
It wasn't at Baton Rouge, but homeboy swam it blindfolded with his arms handcuffed behind his back.
LINK


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