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re: Biggest animal you could take in a fight
Posted on 2/5/16 at 7:26 pm to Jones
Posted on 2/5/16 at 7:26 pm to Jones
quote:
cassowary
Is like a giant pissed off chicken.
A pissed off 40 pound bobcat would frick 99% of people up. Me and everyone else posting in this thread. Lol at anyone thinking they could take down a big cat.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 7:31 pm
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Posted on 2/5/16 at 7:44 pm to CadesCove
quote:
People think giraffes have skinny deer legs. It would be like trying to break a small tree with a bat. Hitting one in the leg is only going to piss him off and make him kill you quicker.
Yeah that's what I was wondering. I figured an animal that heavy must have strong bones so a wooden bat strike might not do much.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:23 pm to GoldenBoy
I bet I could totally frick a Yorkie up with a corked bat.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:31 pm to GoldenBoy
A cow
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:34 pm to Skillet
quote:
I bet I could totally frick a Yorkie up with a corked bat.
You could and that is a realistic post in this thread. Happy Mardi Gras, my bro!!
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:35 pm to rantfan
quote:
A cow
A calf.. A bull or fully grown cow pissed off would frick you up.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:44 pm to glassman
Animals that weigh less than me AND don't have sharp claws.
Dogs aren't so hard to fight as long as you're not caught off guard. They only fight with their mouths.
A big cat on the other hand? No fricking chance. You can't avoid 2 sets of claws and a mouth full of fangs.
And people are vastly overestimating baseball bats. Larger animals have much thicker bones and thicker skulls.
You'd be wore out before you could put a dent in a cow's skull.
Dogs aren't so hard to fight as long as you're not caught off guard. They only fight with their mouths.
A big cat on the other hand? No fricking chance. You can't avoid 2 sets of claws and a mouth full of fangs.
And people are vastly overestimating baseball bats. Larger animals have much thicker bones and thicker skulls.
You'd be wore out before you could put a dent in a cow's skull.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:47 pm to dbeck
She's got size on me but I'm shifty and quick so I could eventually tire her out.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 8:48 pm to BamaChick
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:07 pm to GoldenBoy
A ferret
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:09 pm to glassman
a turkey
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:09 pm to crawlin king snake
I woke up one morning in Yosemite to a half grown bear snooping around. Ended up treeing the thing. Head was on a swivel for momma
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:09 pm to BamaChick
I've fricked worse.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:15 pm to GoldenBoy
I think I could take a stingray.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:18 pm to GoldenBoy
That thousand pound dude from Mexico.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:20 pm to Corch Urban Myers
Pretty sure I could take a Koala bear. Like Mitch Hedberg said, "that would be the cutest infestation ever"
Mitch on Koalas (off the Cobb)
Mitch on Koalas (off the Cobb)
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:25 pm to Peazey
I was doing a little bit of research on my ostrich idea, and I found this.
I'm feeling a little more confident especially with a baseball bat. I knew those necks look flimsy.
Eta:
There's also this:
quote:
If your life is in danger and you have a stout stick, a hard blow to the ostrich's neck will usually break its neck and kill the animal.
I'm feeling a little more confident especially with a baseball bat. I knew those necks look flimsy.
Eta:
There's also this:
quote:
Ostriches have terrible ground fighting skills. If you can manage to get behind one, cinch your arm around its neck tightly and use your momentum to fall to one side. While on the ground and keeping hold of the neck, make sure to chop the throat repeatedly until the bird loses consciousness.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 9:30 pm
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:30 pm to Peazey
Please get a hold of me so I can film this.
Also, I would like to mount it's head on my front porch as a warning to other ostriches to keep the f out.
Also, I would like to mount it's head on my front porch as a warning to other ostriches to keep the f out.
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:32 pm to Fight4LSU
quote:Where the hell on his body did you grab it by? How much damage did you sustain? Please elaborate.
I'll say an adult male pit bull, and I know that from experience because I had to get ahold of one coming at me and take it to the ground and pin it down until the owner came outside to see what all the noise was.
This post was edited on 2/5/16 at 9:36 pm
Posted on 2/5/16 at 9:34 pm to GoldenBoy
Koala
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